Poll: Feline. Deceased.

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Sooooo ..... at a (most civilised) soiree, a salon even, you've managed to kill your hosts cat. From previous experience I would suggest you start declining invitations from friends with four legged friends but there you go.

You shot it, btw. With a gun embellished with a silencer. Not sure why you came armed but you did.

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CroctacusMember

Have we had this before?

You should have saved it for tomorrow....Sunday and full moon...sling a dead cat in a Bob's your uncle!

10/3/098:00 AM

LeccyMember

I love Profiles cat polls

I voted back to the table for a hearty laugh.

10/3/098:02 AM

MazzystarMember

The second one

10/3/098:03 AM

profileMember

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Have we had this before?

Not this particular varient, no. Youse have some form at knocking off the neighbour's pets though ...

10/3/098:04 AM

Former Member

*cycles in on a bike*

10/3/098:05 AM

LeccyMember

There was one with a boat once, I liked that one.

10/3/098:06 AM

LeccyMember

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*cycles in on a bike*

10/3/098:06 AM

CroctacusMember

I went back to the table for a laugh too....

10/3/098:09 AM

DirtyprettygirlthingMember

Back to the table for me too!

10/3/098:15 AM

profileMember

I admire your collective optimism.

10/3/092:13 PM

MoonbeamsMember

Bagpipes and re-name it bagpus.

10/3/092:18 PM

CindsMember 10 yearsMemoriam

Reference:

*cycles in on a bike*

What else would you cycle in on?

10/3/092:22 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

Reference:

What else would you cycle in on?

Menstrual? Lunar?

10/3/092:29 PM

XochiMember Memoriam

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I admire your collective optimism.

We've already covered the bagpipes option prof

10/3/092:31 PM

profileMember

True, but I didn't give you the ability to choose before.

10/3/092:39 PM

pepsiMember

I'm liking the bagpipes one

10/3/092:46 PM

Former Member

Id flush it down the toilet or throw it out hte window onto the street then blame yooofs with airguns

10/3/094:30 PM

Mary SeacoleMember

No 2 (faced) brave enough to kill it, not brave enough to own up.

10/3/094:46 PM

Former Member

ohh mary, you dont want to be owning up to stuff

gets you in all sorts of bother, best just keep shtum

10/3/094:48 PM

profileMember

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Id flush it down the toilet or throw it out hte window onto the street then blame yooofs with airguns

I'd like to see you flush a whole cat down the lav...

Window is good though.

10/3/094:49 PM

Karma_Member

What's a polygon? Ta.

10/3/094:51 PM

CroctacusMember

A deceased parrot?

10/3/094:52 PM

Karma_Member

10/3/094:55 PM

Former Member

well wikipedia says this : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygon

but if your in southampton its where you will find lots of kebab shops and drunk students, lots and lots of drunk students, and vomit, and rooms with flags at the window

10/3/094:55 PM

Mary SeacoleMember

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ohh mary, you dont want to be owning up to stuff gets you in all sorts of
bother, best just keep shtum

Oh thanks Gypsie, just thought I might give Miss Marples a run for her money.

10/3/094:57 PM

profileMember

Summat with a load of sides isn't it?

10/3/094:59 PM

carotinoMember

In for a penny...

I'd even shoot the creme brulee.

Then leave paw prints all over the gun.

10/3/095:00 PM

Karma_Member

Thank you. I offered to help son with his first high school assignment and I'm already stuck at the first question (define a polygon). This is not going to be easy....

As you were people!

10/3/095:01 PM

profileMember

Polygon - like octagon, hexagon, decagon.....kinda fing.

10/3/095:05 PM

carotinoMember

A polygon's a dead parrot

10/3/095:05 PM

profileMember

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Then leave paw prints all over the gun

Frame the cat - I like it.....

10/3/095:06 PM

Former Member

Reference:

A polygon's a dead parrot

Too late already did that one - luv croc

10/3/095:09 PM

Mary SeacoleMember

Reference:

(define a polygon)

Goggles your friend,then bluff,

10/3/095:20 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

Would there be an opportunity to slip my weapon into the nearest lady's pouch?

10/3/095:24 PM

profileMember

* snort *

Lizzie!

10/3/095:26 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

It's OK.

I would give it a good polish on the curtains first.

10/3/095:36 PM

profileMember

hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa

Etiquette. I expect nothing less.

10/3/095:41 PM

Blizz'ardMember 10 years

I was just removing finger prints from my weapon!

'Etiquette' sounds like a South African Feline BBQ idea, or sumfink!

10/3/095:46 PM

MazzystarMember

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but if your in southampton its where you will find lots of kebab shops and drunk students, lots and lots of drunk students, and vomit, and rooms with flags at the window

You have met my daughter??????

10/3/095:52 PM

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