I heard someone say it on the tv the other day and it's been unrinatetatsic ever since
Ooooooh, I have a pointless joke 
Who was the worlds fastest runner?
Who was the worlds fastest runner?
quote:Originally posted by Angel of the North:
I heard someone say it on the tv the other day and it's been unrinatetatsic ever since
Nearly urinates self laughing
quote:Originally posted by San:
Ooooooh, I have a pointless joke
Who was the worlds fastest runner?
C'mon then..enlighten me
Adam.
He was the first in the human race
He was the first in the human race
I love the lama thingie ....
*wonders ...if I can break into Bpool zoo and have borrow one tonight*
regarding urination ..lol
I still fall about to the *Inbetweener* Comedy show
Clunge , Bus wankers ,BRILLIANT , an this classic ..*Frwend ....Special frwend ...Frwend*
I was in a meeting with top mental health bosses today and said in a sentence to them an my *Frwend* ....lol
9out of 10 looked at me,
as if to say...
has he had his meds today
and the other lady was Peeing herself at that lol
an her colleagues were so bewildered
I then said well I wont mention the Bus comment ...lol
*wonders ...if I can break into Bpool zoo and have borrow one tonight*
regarding urination ..lol
I still fall about to the *Inbetweener* Comedy show
Clunge , Bus wankers ,BRILLIANT , an this classic ..*Frwend ....Special frwend ...Frwend*
I was in a meeting with top mental health bosses today and said in a sentence to them an my *Frwend* ....lol
9out of 10 looked at me,
as if to say...
has he had his meds today
and the other lady was Peeing herself at that lol
an her colleagues were so bewildered
I then said well I wont mention the Bus comment ...lol
My favourite Inbetweeners moment is the Sleeping Beauty
And every second of that episode in the Old Folks Home!!!
And every second of that episode in the Old Folks Home!!!
quote:Originally posted by San:
Adam.
He was the first in the human race
Spose I walked right into that one
quote:Originally posted by San:quote:Originally posted by Hicky:
It seems that you have a lot of backing for pointless threads, of course it's unlikely that they are serious.
But you also aren't on your own with making these threads at a high rate, there are a few others that seem to be in competition to see who can make the most pointless posts.
But as I don't read them I was only concerned that many visitors to these threads will be put off by these threads, because it's unlikely that they could join in because they don't know what the jist of the posting is.
But if Gaga is willing for you all to block the system with all these threads then I won't be complaining.
If it gives a few people a little pleasure then I suppose it keeps same off the streets.
How patronising.
I should imagine that Gaga would be more bothered by the tone of your posts than 'pointless threads' as they are not offensive whereas your post is.
patronising??
Hickey??? Hicky is one of the lovliest peeps I know and his post was only an opinion after all..just like everyone elses 
..I love onetoos threads and I also love san and hicky so please do not take offence at this post 
quote:Originally posted by Angel of the North:
SPeaking of pointless
Is that real?
This is wearing Ugg boots - must be Leccy
Pointless facts
(Mind you I don't see the Point really.)
(And if you type Pointless into Google, you get over 11 million pointless pages.
So someone is trying to make a point.
Just glad it's not me.
Here's some pointless facts sent in by Debbie(Yorkie) Anyhoo here's the latest from Debbie
All porcupines float in water.
Armadillos are the only animals besides humans that can get leprosy.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'.
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up.
The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die, they need gravity to swallow.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Studies show that if a cat falls off the 7th floor of a building, it has about 30% less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the 20th floor. It supposedly takes about eight
floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
Norvelle Rogers is the real name of 'Shaggy' in Scooby Doo.
More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
Certain frogs can be frozen solid, then thawed, and survive.
Cat's urine glows under UV light.
An ostrich's eye is bigger that its brain.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
A whale's penis is called a dork.
If a statue in a park is of a person on a horse that has both front legs in the air, then the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson".
In "Casablanca", Humphrey Bogart never said, "Play it again,
Sam".
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
Starfishes have no brains.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
There. Don't you feel better for knowing all of that?
That all clownfish are males. When you put two clownfish by themselves and if they don't rip each other to shreds then one clownfish becomes in a female-ish type state and that is how they reproduce. Interesting, so does that mean clown fish are gay?
Do you know the plural of moose? It's moose.
The only two words that are not rhymable are "silver" and "orange."
(Mind you I don't see the Point really.)
(And if you type Pointless into Google, you get over 11 million pointless pages.
So someone is trying to make a point.
Just glad it's not me.
Here's some pointless facts sent in by Debbie(Yorkie) Anyhoo here's the latest from Debbie
All porcupines float in water.
Armadillos are the only animals besides humans that can get leprosy.
Your stomach has to produce a new layer of mucus every two weeks otherwise it will digest itself.
Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.
A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is 'uncopyrightable'.
It was discovered on a space mission that a frog can throw up.
The frog throws up its stomach first, so the stomach is dangling out of its mouth. Then the frog uses its forearms to dig out all of the stomach's contents and then swallows the stomach back down again.
If NASA sent birds into space they would soon die, they need gravity to swallow.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
Studies show that if a cat falls off the 7th floor of a building, it has about 30% less chance of surviving than a cat that falls off the 20th floor. It supposedly takes about eight
floors for the cat to realize what is occurring, relax and correct itself.
Emus and kangaroos cannot walk backwards, and are on the Australian coat of arms for that reason.
The very first bomb dropped by the Allies on Berlin World War II killed the only elephant in the Berlin Zoo.
Norvelle Rogers is the real name of 'Shaggy' in Scooby Doo.
More people are killed annually by donkeys than die in air crashes.
Certain frogs can be frozen solid, then thawed, and survive.
Cat's urine glows under UV light.
An ostrich's eye is bigger that its brain.
Every time you lick a stamp, you're consuming 1/10 of a calorie.
Babies are born without kneecaps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age.
In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.
Many hamsters only blink one eye at a time.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
The longest recorded flight of a chicken is thirteen seconds.
A whale's penis is called a dork.
If a statue in a park is of a person on a horse that has both front legs in the air, then the person died in battle. If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle; the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver and purple.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
Sherlock Holmes never said "Elementary, my dear Watson".
In "Casablanca", Humphrey Bogart never said, "Play it again,
Sam".
The average person falls asleep in seven minutes.
A 'jiffy' is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull 30 times its own weight and always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.
A cockroach will live nine days without its head, before it starves to death.
Starfishes have no brains.
Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
There. Don't you feel better for knowing all of that?
That all clownfish are males. When you put two clownfish by themselves and if they don't rip each other to shreds then one clownfish becomes in a female-ish type state and that is how they reproduce. Interesting, so does that mean clown fish are gay?
Do you know the plural of moose? It's moose.
The only two words that are not rhymable are "silver" and "orange."
Well. There's a huge amount of gross information in that list. 
Thanks especially for the info on the statues--wonder if I can retain that for the next time I'm visiting a park with statues.....
Thanks especially for the info on the statues--wonder if I can retain that for the next time I'm visiting a park with statues.....
quote:
Myth cweam quackered.
quote:Originally posted by Lori Hope:
Well. There's a huge amount of gross information in that list.
Thanks especially for the info on the statues--wonder if I can retain that for the next time I'm visiting a park with statues.....
That's an interesting one.
I had no idea, I suppose it must be true, but a difficult one to remember when your looking at a statue.
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If a statue in a park is of a person on a horse that has both front legs in the air, then the person died in battle.
If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle.
If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.
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i want to come back as a pig 
and i'll pay more attention to bronze horses in future.
hicky you've confused pointless waffle with quite interesting facts there keep em coming!
and i'll pay more attention to bronze horses in future.
hicky you've confused pointless waffle with quite interesting facts there
keep em coming!quote:Originally posted by electric shepherd:
i want to come back as a pig
and i'll pay more attention to bronze horses in future.
hicky you've confused pointless waffle with quite interesting facts there
I didn't really mean to bring a pointless thread back to being one with any meaning, and with getting the pointless info from a pointless web site I thought it would be pointless to post it.
I suppose we can have a pointless discussion to see if there's any point in discussing it.
That's if you see my Point?
Sorry. Don't see it. 
i finished my book tonight and am really annoyed about it cause it was one of those books you can't put down but don't want to finish...now which out of my 30 odd unread books am i going to go for next *ponders*
quote:Originally posted by Lori Hope:
Sorry. Don't see it.
I couldn't see it either, we must be looking in the wrong place, what's the point in having a pointless thread with a point, it could be a hidden point I suppose.
quote:Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
i finished my book tonight and am really annoyed about it cause it was one of those books you can't put down but don't want to finish...now which out of my 30 odd unread books am i going to go for next *ponders*
You could put all your books in Alphabetic order using the name on the front, then just read them in that order, that way you won't pick out certain ones that you are attracted to by the name or the cover.
this thread is as pointles as a blunt pencil
It is good to see you all embracing your inner pointlessness.
quote:Originally posted by Hicky:quote:Originally posted by *Yogi Bear*:
i finished my book tonight and am really annoyed about it cause it was one of those books you can't put down but don't want to finish...now which out of my 30 odd unread books am i going to go for next *ponders*
You could put all your books in Alphabetic order using the name on the front, then just read them in that order, that way you won't pick out certain ones that you are attracted to by the name or the cover.
OR i could just reach ut and grab one
Pointless threads RAWWWWWWWK man!
look get to the point will ya or there will be no bloody point in pointing out the relevant points...
What's the point though
quote:Originally posted by Dave - GaGa:
It is good to see you all embracing your inner pointlessness.
prepare to gurgle down the plughole of pointlessness
i have read this thread from page one and can't see any point in posting in it 
quote:Originally posted by Dave - GaGa:
It is good to see you all embracing your inner pointlessness.
I hadn't noticed any Embracing, but you have a point.
quote:Originally posted by Bagel Queen:
look get to the point will ya or there will be no bloody point in pointing out the relevant points...
It's pointless complaining unless you can come to the point.
And even if you can find the point, what's the point anyway.
quote:Originally posted by oakiuk:
i have read this thread from page one and can't see any point in posting in it
I know, it's all pointless really
quote:Originally posted by onetoo:
What's the point though
It's the sharp bit on a needle.
If you see my point.
and on that point............quote:Originally posted by onetoo:I know, it's all pointless reallyquote:Originally posted by oakiuk:
i have read this thread from page one and can't see any point in posting in it
quote:Originally posted by oakiuk:
i have read this thread from page one and can't see any point in posting in it
You should have read the thread from page 4 then you would have come to the pointless quicker.
quote:Originally posted by oakiuk:and on that point............quote:Originally posted by onetoo:I know, it's all pointless reallyquote:Originally posted by oakiuk:
i have read this thread from page one and can't see any point in posting in it
What point though? someone tell me please
but i would have had to read from page one to find out what point we were trying to makequote:Originally posted by Hicky:quote:Originally posted by oakiuk:
i have read this thread from page one and can't see any point in posting in it
You should have read the thread from page 4 then you would have come to the pointless quicker.
quote:Originally posted by Hicky:quote:Originally posted by Dave - GaGa:
It is good to see you all embracing your inner pointlessness.
I hadn't noticed any Embracing, but you have a point.
There you go. Have an Embrace. On me.
quote:Originally posted by Lori Hope:quote:Originally posted by Hicky:quote:Originally posted by Dave - GaGa:
It is good to see you all embracing your inner pointlessness.
I hadn't noticed any Embracing, but you have a point.
There you go. Have an Embrace. On me.
Oh, OK, as long as I can give you one back.
quote:Originally posted by oakiuk:but i would have had to read from page one to find out what point we were trying to makequote:Originally posted by Hicky:quote:Originally posted by oakiuk:
i have read this thread from page one and can't see any point in posting in it
You should have read the thread from page 4 then you would have come to the pointless quicker.
I think it is pointless to read from page one, purely because if each page is pointless then page one and page 6 are the same, do you get my point?