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Women will understand this!
Men should memorize it!

Every woman knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, co-worker or significant other!





13 Things PMS Stands For:

1. Pass My Shotgun

2. Psychotic Mood Shift

3. Perpetual Munching Spree

4. Puffy Mid-Section

5. People Make me Sick

6. Provide Me with Sweets

7. Pardon My Sobbing

8. Pimples May Surface

9. Pass My Sweat pants

10. Pissy Mood Syndrome

11. Plainly; Men Suck

12. Pack My Stuff

and my favorite :

13. Potential Murder Suspect

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Originally posted by Joods:
Those days are just memories for me my husband now, but thinking back, he often looked like this -> Ghost when I was on a roll.
Nod


I am sitting here giggling.... my son is infront of me, in his gaming chair, laptop on knee, with headphones on... then behind him, husband is on sofa, with his laptop, with headphones on.... (and they are communicating through MSN!!!)

Oh... and the dog is hiding under the kitchen table!

Still, daughter and I are alot happier now... we get to watch girls telly without their annoying interuptions Big Grin
Dirtyprettygirlthing
quote:
Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
quote:
Originally posted by Joods:
Those days are just memories for me my husband now, but thinking back, he often looked like this -> Ghost when I was on a roll.
Nod


I am sitting here giggling.... my son is infront of me, in his gaming chair, laptop on knee, with headphones on... then behind him, husband is on sofa, with his laptop, with headphones on.... (and they are communicating through MSN!!!)

Oh... and the dog is hiding under the kitchen table!

Still, daughter and I are alot happier now... we get to watch girls telly without their annoying interuptions Big Grin


Poor guys - funny though lol! Laugh
FM

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