I really, as usual, want to see a geek in the house, they're always woobies <3

Loves the Woobies word.

Oh goodie, a more positive thread...thank you Evelyn....I would like to see someone who has achieved something in their life already, and has nothing to lose by going in for a few months. Someone like Rex 

Yes , they really need to have nothing to lose.
Then tell them at the end they can't leave.

Intelligent people and people with a clever, dry sense of humour... not those who think the height of hilarity is putting wet toilet roll in someone's shoe or pushing someone in the pool (Charely-in-the-pool aside )

That's just cruel  But, yeah okay 

Those moments are rather forgetful, yes.

We like cruelty in small doses   Well, ok,  at least for a while.

They do have to sign up to pretty much anything.

I'd like to see more teamwork and participation in the tasks... not brats skulking around wanting to 'sack off' anything that means they'd have to get off their backsides

*remembers the electric shock task and sniggers*

Yeah, in small doses

But agreed about the sense of humour!

Yes!

I'd also like the chickens back, plus the veg patch, early morning alarm calls and the hot water only on for an hour afterwards, to make sure they got up.

And if they don't get up early...then some stuff to keep them occupied well in to the night 

Chickens are a possibility.

George Clooney ** swoon ** or a lookalike will do 

   In fact... I see no reason why Rex shouldn't have another go...

Attagirl, Marg!  Another excellent idea!

People who show commitment to each task.
People who would rather discuss current affairs or philosophy than play spin the bottle.

People who are not desperate wannabes or terminally stupid...no gimmicks that don't work like partners, house divides  and the like.

    Or Bublé (pleaaaaaasssssseeeeeee)

I'd like to see the come back of Big Brother giving the HM's topics to discuss like they did years ago.

Spin the bottle has become so passe but proper discussions would be interesting. Even after a few drinkie poo's the dicussions can get pretty heated.

By the way Suzy, Bublé is mine all mine I tell you!

Oh and they have to make their own bread and all have to sit together at the table for meals.

No hot water after 9am.

oh yes.... someone exactly like Rex! 


actually... just relatively normal people... with quick dry sense of humour!   People that make me laugh.   When BB first started my kids were little & having the big brother house on the telly (or computer) with a group of hm's that could have a humorous banter (not bleedin cookie love, or 'Nana') used to make it less lonely...  and it would make me laugh with them.  Not at them....

I don't hold out much hope though

Not if it's a lookalike in the way that Marcus was a Hugh Jackman lookalike

Oh no please not that, can't take anymore of the ginger whinger and his awful g/f!

Squiggle STOP.....lets not fall out again 

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  The perfect BB house, imo.

Well, the perfect house would just be Rex and myself....alas, C4 haven't yet rung me back to confirm this is actually happening and as time is running out I would like to see the chickens (well...relatives of) again....bless Marjorie x


Definately more group orientated stuff and anything that encourages the hms to interact....as long as it's not nice to the point of BB4-ness.....bleurgh....


And at least one hot, male ginger dude...just for me!

What Demantoid said  I'd really like them to go back the way it was in BB1 tbh - and a few of the decent hms they had in early series wouldn't go amiss either.
Or.......get all of the most hated hms (Nikki, Charley. Belo etc etc) tell them that they are all in a BB allstars then lock them up in a fake house for the next 3 months so we don't have to see or hear anything of them while BB is on

This is genius!

Brilliant Veggie....I'll back that

Yes, he was more Hugh Jarsehole, really.

I say this every year but I would like to see better tasks - ones that really challenge them like having to hang from a pole all night - remember that show Survivor? - well, ones like that.

I do hope BB sticks to it's own rules this year and fairly punishes ALL Hms who break the rules and not just the FMs they pick and chose..

You just know they won't

I know, and it makes me

The lack of punishments for rule breaking really angered me especially in the last series

But hey, it's the final show - they'll be allowed to run riot

They seem to forget that bit fairly quickly and then (most of them) spend the rest of their time in there moaning about how unfair it all is.