There are certain things that each of us don't enjoy watching on television. What don't you want to see in this year's Big Brother?
Please no [BLANK]! Fill in the blank.
Please no [BLANK]! Fill in the blank.
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Please no plastic!
Please no Charley-clones!
Please no fake romances!
Please no Charley-clones!
Please no fake romances!
Please no 'big characters'. 
Please no Brian Belo clones! 
Please no overly camp (it's been done to death) 'teapot' behaving blokes!
Please no overly camp (it's been done to death) 'teapot' behaving blokes!
fishmongers 
Sterling silver axes. 
Please no naked jacuzziness, " or nakedness of any kind."
tw*ts
fishmongers
Ahh yes. And please no Bex clones.
People. Some are kinda shite.
And ello Maffs
And ello Maffs
Glass sculptures
please please please no more Angry Black Women (I hate having to explain to people that we're not all like that!)......
(I hate having to explain to people that we're not all like that!)......
fake tantrums
"I want to leave the house etc."
"Lovable chauvinist" lads 
models and anyone else that has ever appeared on any other tv programme
No girlfriends/boyfriends (ex or current), no relations.
No screaming teenagers 
End of the Pier Cheeky Chappies "Eee I'm daft as a brush me"...(Charlie and his Nana)
No more "thick is cute/funny" types. No it isn't! Thick is just, err, thick.
Sob stories about dead family members/friends/pets etc
Yes 'Perfect Pete' I mean your type
And no one that is in BB because they needed to go on a journey
We have public transport for that
Yes 'Perfect Pete' I mean your type
And no one that is in BB because they needed to go on a journey
We have public transport for that
There will be sod all going in the house, at this rate.
Reference:deman
No more "thick is cute/funny" types. No it isn't! Thick is just, err, thick.
Brian Bello...."Is Romeo the one in So Solid Crew?"Erm no Brian, the Romeo we were referring to is from Shakespeare's play 'Romeo and Juliet'. You must know of Shakespeare, it says here that you have studied English Lit. to A-Level, he is taught at every secondary school in, probably, the whole world...
Exactly, suzy
NO messing with Noms or Evictions...
Reference:
End of the Pier Cheeky Chappies "Eee I'm daft as a brush me"
Ah'll get m'coat then.
Eeee, get back in 'ere Wor Joe 
No Brian Belo on BBLB/BBBM.
No previous HMs making guest appearances in the house.
No previous HMs making guest appearances in the house.
No airheads/fake thick people (Brian Belo, I'm looking at you)
No Nikki Greame, anywhere, on any BB programme
No Nikki Greame, anywhere, on any BB programme
No biased footage.
No loved ones of housemates entering
No messing with evictions
No thick and shallow glamour models
I miss gnome cam.
No loved ones of housemates entering
No messing with evictions
No thick and shallow glamour models
I miss gnome cam
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I miss gnomecam too Darlo - and bunnycam
No fake boobs ready to be popped out at every opportunity.
Nooooo screaming and screeching "Oh My God!!!"upon entering the house.
No fake boobs ready to be popped out at every opportunity.
Nooooo screaming and screeching "Oh My God!!!"upon entering the house.
I miss Mister Hedges, who sat in Nowhere during BB7
It would be quite nice if during this series no-one inserts a banana in their bottom.
It would be pleasing if the first words were not "Oh my God!"
I would be grateful if there are no long-hair-tossers.
It would be good if, during this series, they do not sit on the kitchen worktops.
How thrilling if not a single one of them is an expert in massage.
And how lovely it would be if complete strangers who are only together for a few hours of their lives do not pretent to have fallen deeply in love with each other.
It would be pleasing if the first words were not "Oh my God!"
I would be grateful if there are no long-hair-tossers.
It would be good if, during this series, they do not sit on the kitchen worktops.
How thrilling if not a single one of them is an expert in massage.
And how lovely it would be if complete strangers who are only together for a few hours of their lives do not pretent to have fallen deeply in love with each other.
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And how lovely it would be if complete strangers who are only together for a few hours of their lives do not pretent to have fallen deeply in love with each other.
oh yes, no showmances, we're all bored now 
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I would be grateful if there are no long-hair-tossers.
Or long-haired tossers
Ones like that Kris..
I expect there will be gay character (s).
They just have to don't they?
But if so, it would be refreshing to have a non-camp one.
They just have to don't they?
But if so, it would be refreshing to have a non-camp one.
nobody who wants to leave the house after 2 days and mopes around
no diary room hoggers who crave attention
no model/WAG wannabees - looking for magazine opportunities
and mopes aroundno diary room hoggers who crave attention
no model/WAG wannabees - looking for magazine opportunities
NO PERSISTENT RULE BREAKERS!!!!
The boredem Toss-Wit, Toss-Vash and Toss-Mullet put me in last year was unacceptable.
The boredem Toss-Wit, Toss-Vash and Toss-Mullet put me in last year was unacceptable.
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The boredem Toss-Wit, Toss-Vash and Toss-Mullet put me in last year was unacceptable.
They were the only ones who kept last year's BB on the radar. 
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nobody who wants to leave the house after 2 days and mopes around no diary room hoggers who crave attention no model/WAG wannabees - looking for magazine opportunities
All that, and everything else already posted on here.... AND NO cliques who flout the *no talking about voting * rule!! And if they do, then swift punishment! Please