I thought this was the Constipation thread, sorry...    

It seems to be a false alarm that Sam mentioned the wheelchair video disgrace, he's 'drunk on the Lord' again on live feed.

Milk of Magnesia can't be beat

He's just made his public announcement that he loves them all, and he wants them to remember that between 1 and 5 to-morrow!   Subtle as a fart in a spacesuit, whilst snuggling up to Rachel.  Dead genuine and sincere bloke is Dave    

A grand announcement to the entire bedroom that he loves everybody.
What a very odd thing to do!

A new turd has entered the building, so we must ensure Turd Dave goes this Friday!

And the night before nominations too! Funny that....

He has asked Sam where he seen the vids ,was it on facebook ,around 1.45 I will have to rewind as I am sky+ It .

Every time he opens his mouth he propels himself further in my BB-baddies-all-time-most-hated league.

I wonder if he can overtake Maxwell and Pow Pow Alex.  Oooh I think he just breathed and did

The Monk aint leaving Rach and Sams bed.

Totally agree Erin.  I can't believe that we lost Ben and this d!ck stayed! 

I fear he is going to be there until the final night

For your further enjoyment of the wonderful Dave, who went to all the trouble of getting himself a certificate from the internet so he could pretend to be an ordained minister

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QdXIscIou74&

hes high and it isnt on the lord.

He had an ecstatic movement in the China China buffet with his mates, where the glory bubbled up from their bellies and they became intoxicated and mainlined on Jesus. Interesting!

Trouble is Han I think that might be 'high' as in meat left out too long.

We need Smiley Cat here with her Bristol Stool Charts - she'd soon sort him out