Me: "Who's the new little girl in your class?"
Mini: "Woooof" (emphasis on extra oooo's)
Being none the wiser, the penny finally dropped when I heard the teacher call out the childs name in a very thick Scottish burr with plenty of rolling R's.
It was Ruth 
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm - from that - I couldn't even hazard a guess - What is your name? Oooooooooooooooooooooooh hanf on - Karen?
Well done
And now they also call me , (Auntie,) Kazbah, sometimes with a number at the end, think it's currently 911, no idea why?!
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm - from that - I couldn't even hazard a guess - What is your name? Oooooooooooooooooooooooh hanf on - Karen?
Well done
And now they also call me , (Auntie,) Kazbah, sometimes with a number at the end, think it's currently 911, no idea why?!
The emergency belly dancer? Are you in cahoots with Gyps?
I live such a sheltered life!
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm - from that - I couldn't even hazard a guess - What is your name? Oooooooooooooooooooooooh hanf on - Karen?
Well done
And now they also call me , (Auntie,) Kazbah, sometimes with a number at the end, think it's currently 911, no idea why?!
The emergency belly dancer? Are you in cahoots with Gyps?
I live such a sheltered life!
Ha ha .....if only I had the figure for it!
Could be 'cos years ago, when they were little, I had a porsche 911, (that they loved)? Must make a point of asking one of these days!...I just like the 'term of endearment tbh
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm - from that - I couldn't even hazard a guess - What is your name? Oooooooooooooooooooooooh hanf on - Karen?
Well done
And now they also call me , (Auntie,) Kazbah, sometimes with a number at the end, think it's currently 911, no idea why?!
! I'm auntie Kazbah as well ! I started off as Aka though 
I want a number!!!!!1111
I want a number!!!!!1111
In fact, I want a porsche!
I want a number!!!!!1111
In fact, I want a porsche!
i want hangman!!!!
Started but deleted, Kaffy, heid's fried and so's my spelling
Started but deleted, Kaffy, heid's fried and so's my spelling
tsk!!!
is it andrew?
My sister has a very unusual middle name .............so much so I'd go so far as to sat it's a made up name. My parents used up all their imagination on her ........my middle name is Denise 
If you want hangman ..............here we go - not sure I know how to do this but - my sisters middle name
--d----
I want a number!!!!!1111
In fact, I want a porsche!
Funny, I didn't, 'thought it was really naff, but my oh did!
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm - from that - I couldn't even hazard a guess - What is your name? Oooooooooooooooooooooooh hanf on - Karen?
Well done
And now they also call me , (Auntie,) Kazbah, sometimes with a number at the end, think it's currently 911, no idea why?!
! I'm auntie Kazbah as well ! I started off as Aka though
All the best people Slinki 111
is it andrew?
nup, it's first name and middle name, the aljo bit
_ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _
My sister has a very unusual middle name .............so much so I'd go so far as to sat it's a made up name. My parents used up all their imagination on her ........my middle name is Denise
If you want hangman ..............here we go - not sure I know how to do this but - my sisters middle name
--d----
Now it all become clear!
ok.. hangman.. a?
Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm - from that - I couldn't even hazard a guess - What is your name? Oooooooooooooooooooooooh hanf on - Karen?
Well done
And now they also call me , (Auntie,) Kazbah, sometimes with a number at the end, think it's currently 911, no idea why?!
! I'm auntie Kazbah as well ! I started off as Aka though
All the best people Slinki 111
Yaayyy!! I got a number! Cheers Kazbah
is it andrew?
nup, it's first name and middle name, the aljo bit
_ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ / _ _ _ _ _ _ _
and we'll have an a here too
My sister has a very unusual middle name .............so much so I'd go so far as to sat it's a made up name. My parents used up all their imagination on her ........my middle name is Denise
If you want hangman ..............here we go - not sure I know how to do this but - my sisters middle name
--d----
So that's why you blooming liked her
a_ a _ / _ _ a _ / _ _ _ _ _ a _
a_ a _ / _ _ a _ / _ _ _ _ _ a _
alan
My sister has a very unusual middle name .............so much so I'd go so far as to sat it's a made up name. My parents used up all their imagination on her ........my middle name is Denise
If you want hangman ..............here we go - not sure I know how to do this but - my sisters middle name
--d----
So that's why you blooming liked her
I think i have boobette in my blood. Funnily enough when my daughter is peed off with me she always calls me Denise.
al a n / _ _ a _ / _ _ _ _ la _
alan
My sister has a very unusual middle name .............so much so I'd go so far as to sat it's a made up name. My parents used up all their imagination on her ........my middle name is Denise
If you want hangman ..............here we go - not sure I know how to do this but - my sisters middle name
--d----
Now it all become clear!
ok.. hangman.. a?
--d---a
My sister has a very unusual middle name .............so much so I'd go so far as to sat it's a made up name. My parents used up all their imagination on her ........my middle name is Denise
If you want hangman ..............here we go - not sure I know how to do this but - my sisters middle name
--d----
Bodouin
All the best people Slinki 111
Yaayyy!! I got a number! Cheers Kazbah
OMG, I suddenly feel like I'm me!
My sister has a very unusual middle name .............so much so I'd go so far as to sat it's a made up name. My parents used up all their imagination on her ........my middle name is Denise
If you want hangman ..............here we go - not sure I know how to do this but - my sisters middle name
--d----
Now it all become clear!
ok.. hangman.. a?
--d---a
andrina?
My sister has a very unusual middle name .............so much so I'd go so far as to sat it's a made up name. My parents used up all their imagination on her ........my middle name is Denise
If you want hangman ..............here we go - not sure I know how to do this but - my sisters middle name
--d----
Bodouin
No .........................they weren't that imaginitive ...............she's not a tent
Andrea
My sister has a very unusual middle name .............so much so I'd go so far as to sat it's a made up name. My parents used up all their imagination on her ........my middle name is Denise
If you want hangman ..............here we go - not sure I know how to do this but - my sisters middle name
--d----
Now it all become clear!
ok.. hangman.. a?
--d---a
andrina?
No
All the best people Slinki 111
Yaayyy!! I got a number! Cheers Kazbah
OMG, I suddenly feel like I'm me!
I know! It's a bit odd, eh ? !
al a n / _ _ a _ / _ _ _ _ la _
alan
d?
Andrea
No
My sister has a very unusual middle name .............so much so I'd go so far as to sat it's a made up name. My parents used up all their imagination on her ........my middle name is Denise
If you want hangman ..............here we go - not sure I know how to do this but - my sisters middle name
--d----
Now it all become clear!
ok.. hangman.. a?
--d---a
andrina?
No
Can she not change it by deed poll so I can be right ?
My sister has a very unusual middle name .............so much so I'd go so far as to sat it's a made up name. My parents used up all their imagination on her ........my middle name is Denise
If you want hangman ..............here we go - not sure I know how to do this but - my sisters middle name
--d----
Now it all become clear!
ok.. hangman.. a?
--d---a
andrina?
i just have to growl a bit... my ex had an affair with an andrina... old boot that she was.
al a n / _ _ a _ / d _ _ _ la _
alan
d?
My sister has a very unusual middle name .............so much so I'd go so far as to sat it's a made up name. My parents used up all their imagination on her ........my middle name is Denise
If you want hangman ..............here we go - not sure I know how to do this but - my sisters middle name
--d----
Now it all become clear!
ok.. hangman.. a?
--d---a
andrina?
No
Can she not change it by deed poll so I can be right ?
no she can't!
My sister has a very unusual middle name .............so much so I'd go so far as to sat it's a made up name. My parents used up all their imagination on her ........my middle name is Denise
If you want hangman ..............here we go - not sure I know how to do this but - my sisters middle name
--d----
Now it all become clear!
ok.. hangman.. a?
--d---a
andrina?
No
Can she not change it by deed poll so I can be right ?
I'll PM you her number - I'm sure for the right price she'll be open to offers!
