Create instant designer stubble by sucking a magnet and dipping your
chin into a bowl of iron filings.
RECREATE that 'sat in the audience at a Jeremy Kyle show' feeling by sitting in the order collection area at Argos
SAVE your wife buying expensive fishnet tights by looking at her legs through a sieve
SAVE your wife buying expensive fishnet tights by looking at her legs through a sieve
Heheheheh!!! !
SINGLE men: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.
SINGLE men: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.
i swear you'd best stop stalking me
SINGLE men: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.
i swear you'd best stop stalking me
! Behind you!!
SINGLE men: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.
i swear you'd best stop stalking me
! Behind you!!
i looked aswell
DOH
Thanks guys these jokes are funny they certainly made me laugh
Pirate thanks for your twitter jokes too i wish i knew some to share
I have just read through the thread again from the beginning and i can laugh at them better now she is home
Thanks guys these jokes are funny they certainly made me laugh
Pirate thanks for your twitter jokes too i wish i knew some to share
I have just read through the thread again from the beginning and i can laugh at them better now she is home
How's she doing ? Mending, I hope! Great she's home, must be a relief.
Have had a right laugh at some of the stuff on here
SINGLE men: Convince people that you have a girlfriend by standing outside Etam with several bags of shopping, looking at your watch and occasionally glancing inside.
i swear you'd best stop stalking me
! Behind you!!
i looked aswell
DOH
Yes Duchess, excellent that she's home and hope she's improving
After being escorted out of KingsCross station with concussion Im begining to think my Hogwarts acceptance letter was a hoax
Welcome to the Dragons' Den, where we welcome new Dragon, Hilary Devey, who made her millions in the haulage industry. Hauling around her massive testicles.