CONVINCE your friends you're a renowned surgeon by turning your taps on with your elbows whilst talking loudly about golf.
Pirate you are making no sense and it comes across as being RUDE!
LADIES. Pretend you're Shirley Valentine by having sex with the man from the kebab shop
i stole them from twitter..to make you laugh..did it work..?
LADIES. Pretend you're Shirley Valentine by having sex with the man from the kebab shop
Noooo! He might ask if I want salad and sauce with it
Pirate you are making no sense and it comes across as being RUDE!
eh?
thread says 'make me laugh' so i tried
whats up with that?
Pirate you are making no sense and it comes across as being RUDE!
eh?
thread says 'make me laugh' so i tried
whats up with that?
no sorry-its says cheer me up
so i thought id post some daft stuff
you gotta explain what ive done wrong
please
Oh Twitter, that's why I did'nt laugh at the random twits.... xx
Pirate, Duchess wanted cheering up because her daughter was in an accident and badly hurt. She is now home from hospital but still poorly. The mood of the thread has changed, but you weren't to know that if you haven't read back.
And the original post was a person that wanted cheering up ...but has been cheered up by her daughter being at home and getting better...
And the original post was a person that wanted cheering up ...but has been cheered up by her daughter being at home and getting better...
Best possible cheering up Duchess could have.
Pirate, Duchess wanted cheering up because her daughter was in an accident and badly hurt. She is now home from hospital but still poorly. The mood of the thread has changed, but you weren't to know that if you haven't read back.
oh
sorry
and sorry duchess, i just read to cheer you up/make you laugh, so i tried
really mega X a million sorry
i feel daft now
I'm sure Duchess will appreciate Pirate's efforts, his heart is in the right place.
Pirate, Duchess wanted cheering up because her daughter was in an accident and badly hurt. She is now home from hospital but still poorly. The mood of the thread has changed, but you weren't to know that if you haven't read back.
oh
sorry
and sorry duchess, i just read to cheer you up/make you laugh, so i tried
really mega X a million sorry
i feel daft now
Don't feel daft, you were just trying to cheer up Duchess.
Pirate you are making no sense and it comes across as being RUDE!
Made me laugh, Syd, he cheered me up Don't think it comes across as rude at all
ok
ta
glad your kids home safe and sound duchess
still feel a bit of a cnut
my own fault for not reading through the thread
i thought i was being comical
i thought wrong
oh well
serves me right eh?
Pirate you are making no sense and it comes across as being RUDE!
Made me laugh, Syd, he cheered me up Don't think it comes across as rude at all
Nor me, I don't get what he did wrong to be honest *shrugs*
ok
ta
glad your kids home safe and sound duchess
still feel a bit of a cnut
my own fault for not reading through the thread
i thought i was being comical
i thought wrong
oh well
serves me right eh?
You never thought wrong at all! There's no time limit on a cheer up
.. and it did make me laugh . Properly . Out loud and everything! Bet duchess has a giggle when she sees it too .
Pirate you are making no sense and it comes across as being RUDE!
Made me laugh, Syd, he cheered me up Don't think it comes across as rude at all
Nor me, I don't get what he did wrong to be honest *shrugs*
Not a thing Triggs!
Glad your daughter is home Duchess.... and hope she soon makes a full recovery
I was just reading the posts as they were posted and didn't understand, I was wrong.....sorry pirate....
I could use some more of the Viz-stylee top tips pirate ! If you're not comfortable posting them in this thread, could you maybe start a new thread for them ?
( gawd, he's getting requests now! ! )
I was just reading the posts as they were posted and didn't understand, I was wrong.....sorry pirate....
That was nice Syd x
I was just reading the posts as they were posted and didn't understand, I was wrong.....sorry pirate....
That was nice Syd x
( and I just test-drove the surgeon one , my husband's confused !  
I was just reading the posts as they were posted and didn't understand, I was wrong.....sorry pirate....
That was nice Syd x
( and I just test-drove the surgeon one , my husband's confused !  
arrggghh!! The bracket turned into a wink and a   again!
( gawd, he's getting requests now! ! )
Requests? OK Pirate, while your at it...do you know 'I left my heart in San Francisco?'
( gawd, he's getting requests now! ! )
Requests? OK Pirate, while your at it...do you know 'I left my heart in San Francisco?'
! How did you get home without it?
as long as we're all happy-thats good
group hugs 'n' stuff
as long as we're all happy-thats good
group hugs 'n' stuff
( gawd, he's getting requests now! ! )
Requests? OK Pirate, while your at it...do you know 'I left my heart in San Francisco?'
thats my dads favourite song ever..!
as long as we're all happy-thats good
group hugs 'n' stuff
as long as we're all happy-thats good
group hugs 'n' stuff
ooh
i felt that
( gawd, he's getting requests now! ! )
Requests? OK Pirate, while your at it...do you know 'I left my heart in San Francisco?'
! How did you get home without it?
I followed the Yellow Brick Road and the wizard gave me a new one (I may have partaken of hallucinogenic drugs in San Francisco too )
( gawd, he's getting requests now! ! )
Requests? OK Pirate, while your at it...do you know 'I left my heart in San Francisco?'
thats my dads favourite song ever..!
Awwww, love it Pirate
as long as we're all happy-thats good
group hugs 'n' stuff
ooh
i felt that
Slinki! Did you slip the haun again?
as long as we're all happy-thats good
group hugs 'n' stuff
ooh
i felt that
Slinki! Did you slip the haun again?
Heheheh! Not heard that in years ! ( not done that in years either! ) !
( gawd, he's getting requests now! ! )
Requests? OK Pirate, while your at it...do you know 'I left my heart in San Francisco?'
thats my dads favourite song ever..!
i don't believe it!!!!!!!! Honestly - that was my Dads favourite song too. It makes me cry everytime I hear it!
( gawd, he's getting requests now! ! )
Requests? OK Pirate, while your at it...do you know 'I left my heart in San Francisco?'
thats my dads favourite song ever..!
i don't believe it!!!!!!!! Honestly - that was my Dads favourite song too. It makes me cry everytime I hear it!
yeah
and me
i tend to avoid it now lol
while im here
CONVINCE your neighbours you have a horse in your garden by glueing coconut shells to your dog's feet
well
you gotta laugh at anything semi-funny at the moment
CONVINCE your neighbours you have a horse in your garden by glueing coconut shells to your dog's feet
!
as long as we're all happy-thats good
group hugs 'n' stuff
ooh
i felt that
Round yer neck ?......( ...,)