reading ( researching ) more into piles ............... my god i got off lightly according to some pics i googled
Nah, I've already revealed a lot tonight 
i found it strange that it was sore to fart but ok when i dun no2 
Well done Madam 
must admit................ sometimes i was scared to fart
Don't eat a full bag of monkey nuts in one go.
i thnk i need to curb my brussel sprout addiction
You googled ? Was there a " rate my piles" ? 
Reference:
sometimes i was scared to fart
It would be like an airbag!
no lol but there was a whole load of piles
Yes they used to be called heaps.They are actually varicose veins of the anus.You can get internal or external piles the internal ones tend to bleed.
Some people suffer a lot with them and it can lead to a
prolapse of the rectum.Then it is operated on to secure the rectum back into position.
Some people suffer a lot with them and it can lead to a
prolapse of the rectum.Then it is operated on to secure the rectum back into position.
Just checked.
No signs.
Maybe it's a prolapsed anus?
No signs.
Maybe it's a prolapsed anus?
Reference: Bojangles
prolapse of the rectum.
oh. my. god. My friend who was a biomedical scientist in the lab initially intended to be a nurse. On her first day as a student nurse she witnessed a prolapsed rectum.... she immediately went and applied for a career change, to a non patient facing profession! 
Why do I keep looking in this thread?????