Oooo me chalfonts!

Right up your.... street

  Yes..... Pondlife (my ex) had rubber band ligation three times...  he seemed to be in quite a bit of pain afterwards  

Never mind eh?

Evil!

Karma Toid, karma!   

Right then, sir, assume the position...

lol  i got anusol and i pushed it back in  the relief is tremendous

I went to a private hospital to get that done, what you mentioned above. No private health insurance, a 5 min visit cos me over £200 and he fooker left me in a lot of pain. I cried all the way AND I had to take 2 buses!!

But have had an op since and am ok now




Did I just really share that...

I'm not really sure what piles are - something to do with your bum, but that's as much as I know.

omg Q  TWO buses !!!!!!!!!!   i

google-pic them, if you dare

Aww Ireally do sympathise but you lot have had me in stitches! It's a cruel world we live in!

They are truly agonising - I gave birth 5 weeks ago and have suffered with them ever since - agony I tell ya.  I wouldn't mind but I had a cesearean!

I really want to congratulate you but it just seems inappropriate

I cant find Brad Pitt or Johnny Depp! Wheres the totty?

Oh sorry wrong thread!

I collapsed in reception on the way out. 

I had to be given super-painkillers.  I drove myself home 18 miles too and had to stop the car about 10 times to hyperventilate and scream.

Should it be "Pile sufferers untie?"
HaHa geddit?   The old ones are the best.

They sound bad to get

 

Yes!  Yes you did!


But as you did... I will tell you my mini pile experience.   I had one... once!  Totally freaked me out...  my bessie mate had suffered horribly with them through her pregnancy... I'd been quite smug that I hadn't had any. 

Then out of the blue, a few years later... I 'discovered'  one lonesome little pile peeping out...    I freaked right out and texted friend saying "what am I gonna do?   I have a date with 'so and so' at the weekend'. 

Her reply  "tie a little ribbon bow on it?"

Hey...I wasn't far from collapsing. I left the hospital with the severest headache ever, walking like a cowboy. Got in a cab to take to a bus stop, then on the next bus.

I cried on the phone to my husband!!

Crept home, up to my bed, laid on my side and cried some more. Cried even more when the bill came as the consultant fee was something like £160 - £180 for about 1 min of prodding my arse and 4 mins of chat AFTER and I wanted to cry cos I couldn't sit dowm!

Then I got charged about £80 for using the room I was seeing the doctor in!!! I told the hospital (when I was arguing about the fee, cos I wasn't told about it), if I knew I was going to be charged for 1 min of lying on a bed (if you call it a bed!!) I would have stayed in the paid taxi while the doc checked my arse!!

So how come Pondlife (the non working benefit cheating scum that he is)... got banded three times on the NHS then!

still.... of the welfare stuff he has scrounged, its the one I would endorse him having over and over and over again.    Hubbies taxes well spent!

Ditty - Nice sympathetic friend you've got there

I got mine after girl Q was born...all of 15 yrs ago. Had an op while I was 7 and half pregnant with her and another op in 2006 relating to the same thing.

Love your name

*Is wondering what Ditty is on about in her last post*

Pondlife (my ex)....   had his piles done three times on the NHS.   He seems to manage to get everything for free... when other have to pay.

I don't begrudge him the piles thing... only because of the pain factor...  it cheers me up!

Oh ok

I only had my consultation private cos the bastard lying GP said it would push me up the list for my op on the NHS...LIAR!!

I got an appointment for my op 6 months later. I had to cancel cos I had started a new job and it wasn't done till months after! Grrrrr!

ooooh... that was a whopper of a lie!

Innit..I nearly sent the twat my consultation bill with lovely handwritten note, 'You suggested it you lying git!'

He could probably have offset the cost with the backhander he must have been getting from the private consultant!

Well the funny thing, the private consultant also works for NHS, so if I had waited I would have eventually got him anyway cos that's what he specialises in

Q....  I have dealt with scams like this all the time...

orthopaedic surgeons would divvy up the much demanded procedures (knee surgery being the one I was investigating).    They would make it so that just one consultant would be the designated knee surgery bloke.... and so the waiting list of the that procedure would be miles long.    So... then people off that list would opt to go private... where the same consultant would be doing his private work in the private consulting clinics next door to the hospital.

We stopped it.... we stopped designated lists.   Basically stopped them making the lists long to bump up their private work.

Still happens though...   is why I had to get out in the end... every corner you turned ... more dodgy money making shenanigans!

They are just greedy for money Ditty...way of the world.

Doesn't surprise me in the least.

I used to think that... but they never stopped surprising me... just when I thought I had seen it all.... I would find something else!

Its left me very sceptical!

Good thing you're out of it eh

Yes!    

Back to posting about bumholes!.....

*awaits someone with something to say about piles to post*

I've nowt else to say unless we start talking about farting

after you....