c'mon please .... don't deny it 
i need some help please whats the best cure?
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omg lol i'm suffering
Otters
Erm. Nope. Can't even begin to imagine. Have a 
though.
Nope. Can't even begin to imagine. Have a though.
deffo otter an itchy
My mum says a hot bath and Germoline ointment are the best things for piles.
aw thanx Q and PB lol i dunno if its piles tho 
i googled and hope it is
i googled and hope it is *Tries not to imagine what else it could be* 
You hope you've got piles??
have a nice warm bath and shove it back up with your finger, if you are in major amount of pain tho and feel quite sicky get medical assistance as they can become stranglulated and that is dangerous.
OTTERS!!"ÂŽ!""!"!"!!!"!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
sit on ice is supposed to help
Anusol cream or ointment.
... or an otter. 
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i googled and hope it is
can you get someone to look for you Madamski, to see what you've got stuck up there 
Fill a marigold up with water and stick it in the freezer, break off a finger during peak suffering times and stick it where the sun dont shine.
That might not work but it sounds like it should so its worth a try.
That might not work but it sounds like it should so its worth a try.
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ill a marigold up with water and stick it in the freezer, break off a finger during peak suffering times and stick it where the sun dont shine. That might not work but it sounds like it should so its worth a try
I reckon there's a few things that could be frozen and inserted, a carrot? 
Hugs for you. Drink Fibrogel and hope it goes away.
The last time I went to the Chemist for medication a little biatch of a Pharmacist said to me that there could be 'other' things causing it and at 'my age' I should have it checked out.
Wish I had the courage to check her out.
The last time I went to the Chemist for medication a little biatch of a Pharmacist said to me that there could be 'other' things causing it and at 'my age' I should have it checked out.
Wish I had the courage to check her out.
Preparation-H is very good at getting rid of piles and the cream also numbs the little blighters while it is doing it's work.
Hi Annoca. 
Nothing works for me.
Nothing works for me.
Do NOT go to Bupa to have them 'banded'. Apart from the indignity of having a bloke with a proctoscope looking up your back chuff,it's excruciatingly painful. *faints*
How big are you talking, pea size, malteaser size? 
When I was pregnant I remember feeling a bit sad cos I didn't get piles like the books kept threatening. I wanted to be part of the piles gang 
When I was pregnant with my 7 year old I had a few piles and my mam said to me that if I thought they were bad , to wait till I had to give birth, so there was me dreading with my push that my ass was flipping inside out. Luckily all the pushing made them disappear pmsl
Oh I shouldn't but I can't help it!Pop to the chemist for some cream! Oh you can't pop carefully walk!
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Bojangles offline 21900 Forum Posts Today at 00:13 (Edited: ) Anusol cream or ointment.
That's the one I would suggest,obviously if it doesn't help after the stated dosage/time..off to the doc.
. or an otter. 
Try eating a more European diet. 
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LowonIQ offline 3136 Forum Posts Today at 12:49 AM (Edited: ) Reference: ill a marigold up with water and stick it in the freezer, break off a finger during peak suffering times and stick it where the sun dont shine. That might not work but it sounds like it should so its worth a try I reckon there's a few things that could be frozen and inserted, a carrot?
actually a baby frozen carrot 
you need anusol and when your not popping in/up yer bum you can look youthful by smearing it on your eyes. hey presto one of life's little miracles
and when your not popping in/up yer bum you can look youthful by smearing it on your eyes. hey presto one of life's little miracles
its true qoht
Yeah, but don't overdo it. I read that it causes thinning of the skin round the eyes if you use too much of it.
