I am dead, dead,dead ashamed to say, but I like him

Not in a fancy way....oooh no way....way too..."wham boy" we call them (I dunno what the nearest equivalent would be in proper English) But I really think he has his heart in the right place.  Shallow as a puddle, a bit too desperate to be liked, the whole image is pukey....but deep down, I think he's a well brought up lad.  Aside from, the fame-hunger and aforementioned deep as a petri-dish stuff...I think he is all about his family and just wants to be liked.

I feel a bit grubby and weird now I just admitted that

I agree with you Karma.  You should have seen him a few weeks ago on a Chat Show here.  "I'm wonderful" because I care for another man's child.
The next week Dwight Yorke was on saying how much he does for his child.  It's all a con.

Leccymate  how can you like someone that needy?? Agreed, he's been raised with manners, but seeing him on the tele makes me want to go to the roughest bar in town, dance with a long haired biker and chuck ale down my neck straight for 5 hours

Really Tayto?? Dwight Yorke has always stayed silent so would love to see what he said in full. Also Peter's 'I'm doing this all for my kids' rubbish...hmmm yes but you also have a car for every day of the week, a state of the art recording studio and a couple of mean Armani suits. Why not admit he's doing it for himself aswell? Pah, cant stand desperate people like him.

His treacly niceness doesn't come across as 100% true to me.
That manageress woman Claire always seems to be too much in the background to be so spontaneous.

A martyr! THAT's what he is! Have been trying to work out what he is for weeks now and I just have *claps hands*

Ooh that bit in bold makes my knees go week...that's why I feel so ashamed. 

I know he's needy and all that and it's SO annoying....but I dunno, I just think I could enjoy a barbie round his gaff, his Mam making salad and cleaning everything that isn't nailed down, his Dad/Granda drunk dancing and fixing drinks, the old inappropriate Step-Uncle/almost relative who gets you up to dance/wobble...the ancient relative who fusses over you and all the kiddies hyper on cola and and too many hot dogs.  

Awww I have just described my family there.    

Leccy!!

Ya Krama.  Wish I could remember all he said but he was basically standing up for himself saying that he spends as much time as he is allowed with his son.  (Can't rem the child's name now) 
He also said Katie is a good mother.  It's all publicity crap and they're all playing a part.

He seems pretty ok to me so I don't have a problem with him

Insania is unforgivable, however

 miss K Claus luvs im really

Ello Norfolk

ello miss santa claus - can u scratch my back?

Only if you can scratch mine

's only fair - and u r a very fetching santa

Gracias my dear. I'm not down with the ho ho ho's though

ho ho ho's - me neither - sent cards - feel obliged don't ya

That depends on who I'm obliging!

 that's a gracias from me

Oh you do make me grin

 and I  could scratch your chin

and my back?

 yo - mm anywhere else?

Ohhh dear oh dear oh dear....!

Right. Back to Peter Andre who most definitely could NOT scratch my back.

And pleeeaassseee check your dialogs Norfolk. I thank you.

 yo - he's the runt u don't want near u 
 I'm the runt who's got too near

Well at least you're smiling about it!

 life's too short -  smiling shows off my handsome features

You're right, life IS too short

yo be happy - chill - not too much

Ditto

 u r doing morse code now

No I'm not. Ditto means 'same to you'

 we could be a pair of red hot chillies

*nowwhatthefeckdoisaytoTHATtsmilie*

 chillin - 'n keeping warm simultaneously

Oh you're good, you're very good......

 yo - play more of that music - gives chilli tingles

And on that note I am retiring for the evening! G'night Casanova! x