(I dislike people speaking with their mouths open)

How are they meant to speak peng?....

  of course I meant speaking with their mouths open while they eat/chew  they could chew, swallow and then speak  I don't want to see mashed potato tumbling round their tonsils or worse, being spat out while they attempt to speak 

Anyone who has an animal - then neglects it!!

Just give it away fer goodness sake!!

men people who sulk 

I just thought of a new one, hastags on Facebook

Babies with their ears pierced.

 

People who pronounce the word "drawing" as "draw-ring". There is only one "r" in the "drawing".

 

Oh, and people who put quotation marks round the word "drawing" - lol

And veg-e-tables

 

Try just veg-tubbles

Littering, including fag butts, They may be small but it's still litter. A type of litterer that particularly annoys me are drivers who casually toss their rubbish from their cars, sometimes tied up in neat little plastic bags!

ooooohhhh yes! Add to that babies with nail varnish... or any makeup

^^ these!!

People who use repetitive phrases like Beckham's "y'know" and Roy Keane's "listen..." he drove me mad during the world cup  Could hardly get a sentence out without saying it.

....... And you know what Nosey Rosie you really nailed that, you are what the forum needed, you made the thread your own, if anything you remind me of a young Alma Cogan ...............

Robbie Savage appearing on every footie program and radio footie commentary 

Chewing gum thrown on the floor 

people who say `eerrr` after every 3 words on interviews.....

Umm...ok.

 

Likewise 

How's the weather over there in Ireland?

OMG another one becoming more prevalent as my folks get older are the long-long-long stories used to make one tiny point,

"Get to the point - come on, life's too short. Oh that ... the one you told me yesterday"

oh, and while I'm grumping - child beauty contests/pageants

 

BBC Breakfast presenters who now use the words "extraordinary" and "amazing" when they talk or discuss just about anything these days.

I've noticed this!! They really emphasize them when they say them too!

Have just spent a few days with my Dad (aged 79)...he has a better memory than me 

Awww  everyone has a better memory than me 

I could tell from the first few words my dad used to utter what story was about to ensue 

You sound like my sons.

Yoghurt - honestly and its the pauses they take too

What are the pauses about? My Dad starts with,

"Now y'see . . . (bit of a pause going on - why are you pausing?) it said on the news that taxes were going up. (Starts to point at me) And another thing . . . "

 

Oh God

My Dad is current banging his teeth together while eating toast!!

Urrrghhhh stoppitt !!!

My mum tells a story in real time, so when she recounts an hours' journey to Edinburgh, it takes her an hour to tell the story - and there is no way to hurry her up.

people who ask you to go shopping with them to help decide on an outfit - they go to loads of shops trying loads of outfits on and then go back to the first shop and buy the first thing they tried on 

And another . . . anyone who asks my opinion and then argues me down.

Why ask me!!!???

"Do you like the blue?"

"Yes you suit that"

"No i don;t like it"

 

WHY ask me!!!

My late mum and now my sister  

Are you me in disguise? 

I may have mentioned it before, but the low turnout for by-elections annoys me. I'm not even needed tonight. If I could travel back in time I would tempt the hunger striking suffragettes with a nice Greggs pasty or partial French Stick salad sandwich, whilst kindly suggesting that they were wasting their time. What would other FMs do? You might do a Joey Barton tackle on Emily Davison before she pointlessly threw herself under the King's Horse. (Unless you had a punt on the likely winner)

Alternativly JOE - i encourage people not to vote

Its the only way it will ever shake up this corrupt system