Blizzie that made me laugh!

Funny list, especially the bit about the kids! 

About 5 years ago, I stopped being uptight about much. Don't know why, but I feel better for it.

However, I can't stomach Mariah Carey, that Tory female MP on the Murdoch enquiry and Jeremy Clarke.

My Pet hate is.....

Pet Haters.......

****Runs****

I hate animated daisies who poke their tongue out at me! 

JK!

xx

I hate.....being on this bloody forum when I have to go to bed for work in the morning!!  

LOL

I must go soon too Sprout.  I also have work tomorrow.

Nite nite Sprout, I am sure you will enjoy tomorrow....xxxx

I hate being the last sad sod to reply to a thread.

Nighty night all

You ain't. I am. Nighty night all  

 In flight and you have a person who kicks the back of your seat.

Now if I reply to this I WILL be the last sad sod.

**Lurking**

People asking to meet me then talking or texting on their phone.

Loosing instead of losing, or loose instead of lose, really really drives me crazy.  I get faxes from one of our customers that read like this 'machine loosing pressure' & then my favourite is 'machine no pressure!!! URGENT' 

Basically when I am due for a period...'EVERYONE'

I used Were instead of where in a post today.......nobody picked me up on it, I know they noticed.....gawd bless em....

remembered another one...

on trend

Pet hate is my Pet hate.......what does it mean?

Anyone who pushes their food around the plate whilst eating

Wot are you looking for? Stop stabbing your food!!!!

And . . . anyone that stab, stab, stabs at their cereal before eating it - its already dead - ok!!!

cryptic messages on facebook.... just say whats on your bloody mind,,,

Oh i hate that as well Clumsycat  f/book statuses that read ' some people need to keep their noses out of my business'  followed by who ? whats up babes, who upset you replies

and then they never reply lol just attention seekers why dont they just say who they mean or sod off

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeexactly

And I have also seen people on facebook, who put stupid comments like 'certain people piss me off' and 'I am sick of people in my face.' and so on and so on, and people saying 'who has upset you?' and them just saying 'oh someone just pissed me off.' but they won't say who it is.  Stupid bloody attention seeking brats.  If you have a beef with someone, say it to them PRIVATELY, and quit with the snarky little pathetic comments.

And as for the 'loose' instead of 'LOSE' and 'couldn't OF' instead of 'couldn't HAVE;'  come on, I am not saying that people who can't spell well are thick, but these are elementary mistakes and IMO it's just laziness and sloppiness to put these kind of elementary errors and to put such bad grammar!  Nobody is perfect but some people continually put the same kind of ridiculous spelling and grammar cock-ups!

Deal or No Deal really pee-pee's me off

We are not bloody Americans

Stop bloody shouting and screaming about nothing

Snap out of it

We're British!!!!

Junk Mail - its every day

Sometime 2 to 3 times a day

Wot a waste - they go straight - and i mean without a curve - into the bin

Into the bin?

Haven't you heard of recycling?

*adds people who don't recycle to her list*

Actually on the subject of junk mail, I used to send them back unopened after writing on the envelope 'please return to sender, unsolicited junk mail. Please remove my name from you mailing list' Did the trick a lot of the time.

What pees me off the most is that I shred all stuff that has my name and address combined on it before recycling in case of id theft etc and junk mail just adds to the shredding pile!

Veggie, Veggie, Veggie

*soft shoes shuffles up to Veggie*

A word in your shell-like

I (thats me) have been recyling forever and a day

Now if you doubt me again . . .

People whom dew jump to conclusions !!!!

Like Fanny blot up there ^^^^^

Cold callers at the door and unsolicited telephone calls.

Being TPS registered and ex-directory helps with the phone calls but some still get through.

Local Council have started a campaign to help with the problem of cold callers/conmen knocking on doors. They have produced some "NO COLD CALLERS" stickers which you put on or near your door. It states that we do not trade, buy, sell or donate on the doorstep - so get lost. (it doesn't really say get lost but you get the gist).

In the four weeks since we put up our sign, we haven't had one cold caller, so I think it's working.

Ooooo, I've been thinking of doing that myself Yogi. Now that I know it works I might 

I once worked at a house that had "No Jehovah Witnesses" chalked on the door

LOL

Oi! I'll have you know I go by the name of Fanny Pristine 0r Fanny Blotfree to my mates

And what's more (to borrow from Buffy - always the source of a great quote) I didn't jump to conclusions. I just took a tiny step and there conclusions were!

Ably assited by your self confessed throwing in the bin

WE have recycling bins where we come from

I'll assume you don't

*swans orf*

We recycle absolutely everything!  *hops back on high horse.*

Point made - i win