Mine is when someone claims "they have no game plan - they are just being themselves."

That is a plan.

People who claim themselves to be random, kerrayzeeee, wacky, or whatever are the same kind of people who think wearing a Homer Simpson tie to the office party makes them good company.

People who say they've NEVER told a lie in their entire lives, ever, ever, ever are probably sociopaths.

People who bang on forever about other people being "fake" are self absorbed...just coz they all share, share, share their misery they think everyone else should.

People who get hilariously enraged about hypocrisy have no self awareness.

Tins, packets, jars in a cupboard should be ordered and labels facing forward, failure to do so should be a hanging offence.

People who (sorry Corin, I do support you!) say "She'd look MUCH better with a tan/urgh why is she so pasty/she needs bronzer" etc make me want to shoot them

My pet hate is killings threads.

is this for housemates or pet-hates in general???

my pet hates in general are - basically getting up in the morning and finding the millk has 'turned' after I checked if the night before - I HAVE TO HAVE a cuppa as soon as I get up

I hate bread going mouldy
hate people being late
hate the bog-roll being turned the wrong way round

(that sort of thing lol)

Leccy on ur point out the tanning thing - I think tanned (as in over-tanned people look SO much older than they probably are) - its horrible

I have a thing about perishable products going out of date, I refuse to have them in the cupboards after their expiry date. I also hate going, ugh that bread is mouldy to which my Father replies 'Its penicillin, its good for you'

lol at you getting all worked up . I agree with all of that except the bit about the labels. That's seriously radio 

hahahha - I tried to explain the penicillin thing to my daughter last week lol   She's even fussier than me

They do.

I love the fact we all have different skin tones, I think they are all beautiful! Skin is actually quite amazing when you think about it, how it heals, it's waterproof and all that, it's mind blowing if you take a moment to consider it...

I've turned into the "int milk brilliant" man....about skin

I also have a thing about things facing forwards in cupboards   nice, neat and tidy - and if I have more than one, like they do in the stores, the 'best before' will be at the front

I hate the phrase "Almost exactly"

Eg. "It is almost exactly a year since blah blah"

FFS it's either one or the other.  Either say "almost a year since" or (if historically accurate) "Exactly a year since".

I used to be radio about everything, now the old me would kill the new me, the tin thing is all I have retained

Leccy - I concur totally, what with the tan thing and the skin repairing itself - we're covered in the bloody stuff - take care of it!!!

What about? 'Well I never...'. They probably have.

Also hate if people pronounce the following 3 words different to me.

Yoghurt- Its, Yog (as in frog) art not  Yo as in (go) gart
Scone- Its Sc-one as in gone not sc-one as in thr-one

and the one that reallllly grinds my fears is how the English pronounce  'Primark'

Its Pree-mark, not Pry-mark!!

I dunno if my theory is way off or what but have you ever worked in a shop?

Because the 1 day course on stock rotation is scarred in my mind

It's Primark to me.

Indeed!
Every shade is pretty, don't harm yourself to get a different one, whether that's tanning or skin bleaching...leave it be!

Here today, scone tomorrow.

Which is pronounced how....

Guinea pigs.

You are pronouncing the 1st 2 right but the 3rd 1 wrong :MASSIVENINJA:

haha nope Leccy - I just cant help it with the things facing forwards lol  - not just in cupboards etc, things have to be straight as well - I've got a door in my house that leans to one side by about 1/2 inch - does my head in lol
as for the stuff that is getting ready to be out of date - its a case of needs must sometimes   I have many MANY times ordered my shopping in and thrown 12 yoghurts in the bin, a box of eggs, pack of bacon, tayto bread, whole lettuce - loads of stuff - just to make room for the new stuff

Pry-mark!

No you lot are pronouncing it wrong!! The company originated in Ireland!!  I win!!

Yes originated in Ireland as Pennys which it's still called down South I think.

Prim and proper. How does prim become pry? Do you say prymitive instead of primitive? Private helps your case of course. The English language has more contradictions than any other language known to man. You can live with it or get annoyed about it. I guess your vote is cast. If you really want to get annoyed I'd target people who say 'of' when they mean 'have' or 'there' when they mean 'their' etc.

I hate people who try and balance a WET/USED tea bag on a tiny spoon,and then walk ten feet over to the bin!!!!!

Or too when they mean two.

How do you pronunce it?

You don't win! It's PENNEYS, if you pronounce Penneys as Preeemark you are clearly a loon

now ur talking Erin!!!!

I hate young fellas walking about with their jeans halfway down their arse-especially if they are wearing a belt.

You do not look cool, you look like a dick!!

I'll get you for that 

Pennys /Pennies.

FACT!

Which is why 99% of native English speakers can't get it right, including me

Looking like a fool wit ur pants on the ground

Some old fella on American Idol wrote a song about that

Its Primark in the North, and Primark was introduced to the North before it was brought across the water.

I also hate having to use my mobile to phone my house ,to find where the house phone is .