Is   a good defence, when you've done some thing stupid,  it turns defence into attack..

Always ensure  that you  hang on to a bottle as this strengthens your defence by suggesting it may get wrapped around thier  head  in stressed times.

when under attack over the stupid thing you did, mov e rapidly to fling out any irrelevant shit you can think of, it doesn't matter what it is, in fact the more obscure and senseless the better as it causes  instant confusion to those attacking you.this gives you thinking time.

next step is to say  silly words/sentences and make them sound angry, for example ' i had a buzz on my bum' or ..'when i was sat on the  flower' and the classic

' you hit the red button in one second, one second!!!'.. scream f*** a lot at anyone and even more to yourself...

and  finally when all else fails , blurt out some thing loudly   that some one, has told you in confidence, especially if this person is called Niccola.

never ever put the bottle down.

Is   a good defence, when you've done some thing stupid,  it turns defence into attack..

Always ensure  that you  hang on to a bottle as this strengthens your defence by suggesting it may get wrapped around thier  head  in stressed times.

when under attack over the stupid thing you did, mov e rapidly to fling out any irrelevant shit you can think of, it doesn't matter what it is, in fact the more obscure and senseless the better as it causes  instant confusion to those attacking you.this gives you thinking time.

next step is to say  silly words/sentences and make them sound angry, for example ' i had a buzz on my bum' or ..'when i was sat on the  flower' and the classic

' you hit the red button in one second, one second!!!'.. scream f*** a lot at anyone and even more to yourself...

and  finally when all else fails , blurt out some thing loudly   that some one, has told you in confidence, especially if this person is called Niccola.

never ever put the bottle down.

.. and don't forget to remind everyone what a serious acting dynasty you come from because your husband might at that very moment be shooting Auf Weidersehen, Hollywood.

.. and don't forget to remind everyone what a serious acting dynasty you come from because your husband might at that very moment be shooting Auf Weidersehen, Hollywood.

*flashes JB *

*flashes JB *

haha msn entainment says Tims gonna sort Michael out if he upsets Denise anymore

I was reading that at lunchtime - and where's Cosi's quote... she's seen harder trifles or something?       He said he wasn't afraid of his tough guy image or something... does he think he goes around with an open razor in his back pocket or something?

I was reading that at lunchtime - and where's Cosi's quote... she's seen harder trifles or something?       He said he wasn't afraid of his tough guy image or something... does he think he goes around with an open razor in his back pocket or something?

love the way i spelt entertainment  cosi's brilliant with her quotes, Tims an old man int he, i think Michaels twice his size. Tim would prob hide behind Denise's baps if Michael approached him. 

love the way i spelt entertainment  cosi's brilliant with her quotes, Tims an old man int he, i think Michaels twice his size. Tim would prob hide behind Denise's baps if Michael approached him. 

love the way i spelt entertainment  cosi's brilliant with her quotes, Tims an old man int he, i think Michaels twice his size. Tim would prob hide behind Denise's baps if Michael approached him. 

So he's not in America making a flim

justa - would you believe he's a year younger then Michael?

isnt he busy duffing up that  geigh  dancing fella?

isnt he busy duffing up that  geigh  dancing fella?

Strictly?

Yes, he had a very stern expression

Is   a good defence, when you've done some thing stupid,  it turns defence into attack..

Always ensure  that you  hang on to a bottle as this strengthens your defence by suggesting it may get wrapped around thier  head  in stressed times.

when under attack over the stupid thing you did, mov e rapidly to fling out any irrelevant shit you can think of, it doesn't matter what it is, in fact the more obscure and senseless the better as it causes  instant confusion to those attacking you.this gives you thinking time.

next step is to say  silly words/sentences and make them sound angry, for example ' i had a buzz on my bum' or ..'when i was sat on the  flower' and the classic

' you hit the red button in one second, one second!!!'.. scream f*** a lot at anyone and even more to yourself...

and  finally when all else fails , blurt out some thing loudly   that some one, has told you in confidence, especially if this person is called Niccola.

never ever put the bottle down.

Very good, jackson!

What was it that she blurted out about Nicola? I think I missed that.  

I think Nicola had said they were dirty mares (or something like that) ......................dirty in the messy, skanky kind of way ......................Nicolas jaw dropped (because she is so honest - she couldn't deny that she had really harped on about it) I think.

Ah, yes, I forgot about that! 

And Kristina kept saying, "I don't care, I don't care", and she really doesn't, because they don't like Nicola and have said far worse about her!