They're probably not but every time a pretty girl goes that seems to be the general assumption so I thought I'd give it a go in defence of Ben what with his posh hair and posh voice and everyfink. Yeah you're all jealous. I also have posh hair and a posh voice and I'm not jealous at all.
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of course!
I'm amazed by his posh hair.
Jellus...............................Never
define posh hair lol i think he is probably an ok guy but his hair is a bloody riot 
I personally don't think Ben is attractive, has he modelled his hairstyle from Quentin Crisp?.
a bird wouldnt even nest in that 
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has he modelled his hairstyle from Quentin Crisp?.
It rivals Boris Johnson's for silliness.
I like Ben .... but I'm not posh and everyfink
Bless , i like Ben and if you want "posh" hair you have it . Now off to bed like a good boy 
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Just what exactly is that style called. How do you get a hairdresser/barber to perfom such a miracle on ones head
Easy, they just stick his finger in an electric socket
I'm jealous of his selection of pastel jumpers if that's any help.
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I'm jealous of his selection of pastel jumpers if that's any help.
Not his nice Red cords?
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a bird wouldnt even nest in that
A bald eagle would probably be pleased of it
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How do you get a hairdresser/barber to perfom such a miracle on ones head
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Easy, they just stick his finger in an electric socket
likes ben but would love to cut his hair
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Not his nice Red cords?
Oh no Erin, I wouldn't go that far dahhhling
I'm amused to note that you're all not only jellus of Ben you are now also jellus of me and my posh hair. Look, you can't all be like Ben and me. Life has it's hardships sometimes you just have to accept it and make the best of what you've got.
thanks for the advice prom
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you are now also jellus of me
Only if you're sitting with a pastel jumper draped over your shoulders.
get a bliddy haircut
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Only if you're sitting with a pastel jumper draped over your shoulders.
And eating Foie Gras.
do you have white jeans too. cos then i'll be really jellus, theres something about a bloke and white jeans
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Only if you're sitting with a pastel jumper draped over your shoulders.
If only. It's on my shopping list though. This time next week me and Ben will be twins you'll need our dental records to tell one from t'other.
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I personally don't think Ben is attractive, has he modelled his hairstyle from Quentin Crisp?.
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you'll need our dental records to tell one from t'other.
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john merrick more like
See? That little ole jellus streak is kicking in again.
I am (allegedly) a vile bulleh, but never jellus.
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See? That little ole jellus streak is kicking in again.
why would i be jealous of a guy with a manky hairdo 
He's got thick hair truth be told,and it seems he can sculpt into all sorts of shapes.
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why would i be jealous of a guy with a manky hairdo
It's a subconscious thing. He's different, original, one might almost say trendy. One may well find oneself in the unlikely position of being jealous of such a person even though the hairdo in question is, as you say, manky.
In fairness its still nicer than Mr. Whippy, Giner nut Rex
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In fairness its still nicer than Mr. Whippy, Giner nut Rex
lol, yes, at least Ben's hair isn't 'imaginary'
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It's a subconscious thing. He's different, original, one might almost say trendy. One may well find oneself in the unlikely position of being jealous of such a person even though the hairdo in question is, as you say, manky.
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He's different, original
Not that different. He's incredibly like a slightly younger version of someone I know very well. That guy's an unpleasant sod as well. 
Ben has New Romantic hair; it is a bit Flock of Seagulls, positively erect in places. 
I quite like Big Ben.
I quite like Big Ben.