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Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Scotty:

Penguin discrimination. It`s rife.  

N'arf  Professor Pongoo would have made a wonderful addition to the council and I bet his only expenses would have been fish, ice cubes in his water and a paddling pool to play in 

And a duck pond

(on second thoughts maybe not, there was that MP who had to retire from politics because he had claimed for one in his expenses)

El Loro
Originally Posted by El Loro:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Scotty:

Penguin discrimination. It`s rife.  

N'arf  Professor Pongoo would have made a wonderful addition to the council and I bet his only expenses would have been fish, ice cubes in his water and a paddling pool to play in 

And a duck pond

(on second thoughts maybe not, there was that MP who had to retire from politics because he had claimed for one in his expenses)

Yogi19
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Scotty:

Penguin discrimination. It`s rife.  

N'arf  Professor Pongoo would have made a wonderful addition to the council and I bet his only expenses would have been fish, ice cubes in his water and a paddling pool to play in 

 He`d need a beach ball too but you can pick them up cheap. 

 

No taxi bill either. He could`ve waddled from Edinburgh zoo in five minutes. 

Scotty
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Scotty:

Penguin discrimination. It`s rife.  

N'arf  Professor Pongoo would have made a wonderful addition to the council and I bet his only expenses would have been fish, ice cubes in his water and a paddling pool to play in 

 He`d need a beach ball too but you can pick them up cheap. 

 

No taxi bill either. He could`ve waddled from Edinburgh zoo in five minutes. 

Zackerly Scottykins   shame on the people for not voting for him - he'd probably have made sensible council decisions 

FM
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Scotty:

Penguin discrimination. It`s rife.  

N'arf  Professor Pongoo would have made a wonderful addition to the council and I bet his only expenses would have been fish, ice cubes in his water and a paddling pool to play in 

 He`d need a beach ball too but you can pick them up cheap. 

 

No taxi bill either. He could`ve waddled from Edinburgh zoo in five minutes. 

Zackerly Scottykins   shame on the people for not voting for him - he'd probably have made sensible council decisions 

I agree Pengykins  

 

For instance, he would have saved money by not gritting the roads.

 

Slide and park. That`s what penguins do...why not us?     

Scotty
Originally Posted by Scotty:
 

I agree Pengykins  

 

For instance, he would have saved money by not gritting the roads.

 

Slide and park. That`s what penguins do...why not us?     

snow would no longer be an elf and safety issue -school igloos during winter would be the norm and sport would be skiing and ice fishing 

FM
Originally Posted by Pengy:
Originally Posted by Scotty:
 

I agree Pengykins  

 

For instance, he would have saved money by not gritting the roads.

 

Slide and park. That`s what penguins do...why not us?     

snow would no longer be an elf and safety issue -school igloos during winter would be the norm and sport would be skiing and ice fishing 

What could have been eh Pengykins?  

 

I blame the cauld tattie voters!  

Scotty

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