one for the blokes realy but women feel free to hav ur input aswel if u wanna.

so a was at a house party las nite n this pretty hot lass decided to sit on me nee for sum odd reason a didnt complain coz she was fit n lookd like tulisa but thing is a was just aboot to go for a piss before she sat. so boot 10 mins later a was burstin. u know how it is wen ya been on the stella wen ur desprate u cant hod it in. so a politely askd her to move while a went but wen a got to the pot a realised a had a proper tentpole that just wudnt ware off (wot u expect wen a tulisa lukalike sits on me nee lol) so coz a was busting a just had to get on wid it a cudnt wait any longer for it to die down.

has any1 ever tried peeing wid wood? its rock hard a tried neelin on the floor a even tried putin me legs either side n bendin forwad over the pot but it was still too hard a ended up pissin half up in the air n on the floor.

just thort ad share this story incase any1 ever has simalar experienses or any blokes hav any tips for future incidents. lol

am sure am not the only 1 this happens to man haha