Turns out it was trapped wind....
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by stonks:
Turns out it was trapped wind....
Yes.... what a waste of a thread...... in all our discussions we never considered wind
Mr stonks said it too me..he said, "she probably needs a big fart..
Mt Stonks wins
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
I think she had wind .
slinki wins from a very early post on page one 
Originally Posted by MrsH:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
I think she had wind .
slinki wins from a very early post on page one
My mistake it was Slinki
Well done Slinky
Paula's explanation: It was wind, she was so traumatised that she was gulping air in her sleep, the air went under connective tissue, hence she couldn't move and had to get on her knees, she then couldn't breathe because her lungs were being squashed with air and she was puking bile because she hadn't had anything to eat
Ah! That explains the other thread.
Originally Posted by MrsH:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
I think she had wind .
slinki wins from a very early post on page one
*takes a bow* !
I can spot a strangled fart at 50 paces !
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
Originally Posted by MrsH:
Originally Posted by Slinkiwitch x:
I think she had wind .
slinki wins from a very early post on page one
*takes a bow* !
I can spot a strangled fart at 50 paces !
Originally Posted by Supes:
Well done Slinky
Paula's explanation: It was wind, she was so traumatised that she was gulping air in her sleep, the air went under connective tissue, hence she couldn't move and had to get on her knees, she then couldn't breathe because her lungs were being squashed with air and she was puking bile because she hadn't had anything to eat
now that sounds remarkably like what happened to me when I was admitted to hospital on my birthday last month
I did feel such a fraud TBH - I'm so glad the doctors didn't discharge me saying 'it was just a strangled fart' though
Originally Posted by erinp:
Only found out through watching Sam speaking to Lacey that Paula was the female in 'How deep is your love' video.
that can't be true...she'd have suffered a panic attack descending to the basement 
Ah! Agent Temps. I've been expecting you.
Originally Posted by Garage Joe:
Ah! Agent Temps. I've been expecting you.
Agent Joe....are how you? 
Originally Posted by Soozy Woo:
Originally Posted by Supes:
Well done Slinky
Paula's explanation: It was wind, she was so traumatised that she was gulping air in her sleep, the air went under connective tissue, hence she couldn't move and had to get on her knees, she then couldn't breathe because her lungs were being squashed with air and she was puking bile because she hadn't had anything to eat
now that sounds remarkably like what happened to me when I was admitted to hospital on my birthday last month I did feel such a fraud TBH - I'm so glad the doctors didn't discharge me saying 'it was just a strangled fart' though
omg....when I was young I went the doctors with a lot of pain, he gave me medicine, when we came out it was raining hard so ran a good way to the chemist..I did'nt bother picking up the presciption cos on the way I must have farted about 2 bin bags of wind out and all the pain went....
And my SIL went the doctors with bad stomach pain..he asked her do you chew a lot of gum, she replied yes..he said, "what you need my dear is a bloody good fart....