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As a man with few friends and talents I've recently found love in the sport of staring competitions, all thanks to my Paul Ross canvas. I was very amateur to begin with, a 20-30 second approximate before the first blink. If you told me back then that now I could reach a hefty 12 minutes with continuous improvement I'd have told you to go kill yourself, but it's true!
I now wile the days away beaming gormlessly into Paul's loveable face, blinking after a period of time, then repeating, with Paul's curt little smile seeming to mouth to me "Go on son, 'ave another go, you'll beat me this next time". But I never will.

FM

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