New show on tonight (after nine). He's just eaten some fire. Bob Hoskins as one of the guests can do it too 
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I watched the pilot episode last week, I'm not really liking it as yet. I loved his C4 afternoon show but this is missing summat. Whether it's cos it's not such an intimate audience or what I don't know, but it's not really rockin my mojo for now.
I thought it was quite good Karma. Did you see the ice man at the end?
No I was watching Orville the duck singing I Wish I Could Fly on youtube. I kid you not 
Oh wow! there's a revelation! 
I occasionally fling it up on FB and piss everyone off 
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I was watching Orville the duck singing I Wish I Could Fly on youtube.
*pictures green fluffy bird with a nappy, giant safety pin and a Lilly Savage wig* 
I pictured it too and it made ma larf
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I pictured it too and it made ma larf
PMSL Pengy! I bet that pic made ME laugh even more than Karma
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I bet that pic made ME laugh even more than Karma
I have no idea how to superimpose a lilly savage wig on Orville just to complete the look 
ÂĢÂĢÂĢÂĢÂĢÂĢ's for old rope 
Nice work if you can get it though.
Nice work if you can get it though.
Although to be fair to Orville I can understand why he's got the hump. You would be if you had some odd bloke's fist shoved up your backside 24/7 wouldn't you! 
Sorry - can't bear Paul O'Grady
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ÂĢÂĢÂĢÂĢÂĢÂĢ's for old rope
Loose change of a fiver more like!
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Sorry - can't bear Paul O'Grady
omg thought i was alone , cant stand him
Awww, c'mon, he's not that bad. I've seen worse 
Michael bloody rubber faced twathead twonky crappy stupid sickly Ball. He's worse 
whose that man at the back of the hall ? hes got a face like a beach ball lol he reminds me of that auld scottish song
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Michael bloody rubber faced twathead twonky crappy stupid sickly Ball. He's worse
PMSL!!
And whose bright idea was it to give Michael Ball a chat show EVERYDAY of the friggin WEEK?! If the dog accidentally presses the remote to ITV after 3pm it's tourettes central in my house. Arrghh I'm twitchin just thinking about the balloon faced dicksplash
So, Karma, do we take it you don't like Michael Ball?
Does it show?
Not so you'd notice
Mr Ball butches it up on telly so I'm told.
And no - I'm not a fan of Mr O'Grady either. It's me I'm sure. He seems sweet enough and all but there's something there that makes me downright impatient with the man. It's not rational....
And no - I'm not a fan of Mr O'Grady either. It's me I'm sure. He seems sweet enough and all but there's something there that makes me downright impatient with the man. It's not rational....
I enjoyed his C4 shows - and he had some great guests - but not really feeling it as yet with the night time one, different format is probably the difference.
Have never been interested in Michael Ball, not my kind of music which is mainly what he's known for, well to me anyway. Have had the show on in the background in the afternoon while doing chores and waiting for my next show I watch. He seems to refer to himself quite a lot in an almost egotistic way.
Have never been interested in Michael Ball, not my kind of music which is mainly what he's known for, well to me anyway. Have had the show on in the background in the afternoon while doing chores and waiting for my next show I watch. He seems to refer to himself quite a lot in an almost egotistic way.