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* "There's nobody in the world like me. I think every decade has an iconic blonde, like Marilyn Monroe or Princess Diana and, right now, I'm that icon."

* Reporter: "Are you worried about swine flu?"
Paris: "I don't eat that."

* "I don't really think, I just walk."

* "The only rule is don't be boring and dress cute wherever you go. Life is too short to blend in."
* "He's going to be my husband.ā€ (Less than a month before splitting with boyfriend Doug Reinhardt)

* "First I wanted to be a veterinarian. And then I realised you had to give them shots to put them to sleep, so I decided I'd just buy a bunch of animals and have them in my house instead."

* "I don't think there's ever been anyone like me that's lasted. And I'm going to keep lasting."

* "It's been my dream to have four babies by 30. I look after animals, so I'd have a lot to give my kids."

* "I think it's important for girls to be confident. Believe in yourself and... everybody's hot."

* "When I was a kid I had no idea I lived in a mansion. Then I went to a friend's house and I was like, 'Oh'."

* "Kabbalah helps you confront your fears. If a girl borrowed my clothes and never gave them back, and I saw her wearing them months later, I would confront her."

* "I think Susan [Boyle] has an amazing voice, but she needs to work on the pose... She could look really hot if she just wore some pretty dresses."

* "I love Africa in general - South Africa and West Africa, they are both great countries."

* ā€œI am going to ask Victoria and David to be godparents to my children... Iā€™m going to name my kids David and Victoria because she is so hot and I want kids as beautiful as her.ā€

* "I play dumb like Jessica Simpson plays dumb. But we know exactly what we're doing. We're smart blondes."

There's dumb and there's dumb, I think if you looked up the word dumb in the dictionary you might see a picture of her there! Big Grin

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Originally posted by china:
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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
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Originally posted by Amythist:
Shes the icon whos style has turned young girls into fake orange dimbos.

Could you imagine the result if her and Ronaldo bred Eeker


a satsuma that plays football whilst talking shite?


haha!

dunno why that came up twice-maybe they had twins Big Grin
china
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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
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Originally posted by Garage Joe:
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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
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Originally posted by Amythist:
Shes the icon whos style has turned young girls into fake orange dimbos.

Could you imagine the result if her and Ronaldo bred Eeker



An unlikely event IMO.


Why Joe, whatever can you mean? Ninja


I think you know what I mean Veggie Glance
Max Clifford.
Redtops.
Planted stories.
Lavender
Many women.
etc.
Garage Joe
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Originally posted by Veggieburger:
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Originally posted by Garage Joe:
I think you know what I mean Veggie Glance
Max Clifford.
Redtops.
Planted stories.
Lavender
Many women.
etc.


Such a shame that that lovely Cheryl Tweedy and that nice Sophie wassherface that married Princess Edward are taken Ninja


Eeker Ninja .... and I thought that I was taking a risk. Laugh
Garage Joe

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