i'm watching the catch up and one of the security guards is picking his nose 

If we are on the dim wit list we are guaranteed to be called,where do you think Roux got his witnesses

darn it you're right   Roux promised me a weekend all expenses paid trip to Cape Town with a vineyard excursion thrown in if I testified but now I'm worried about my reputation 

 

*decides I will give evidence about the lack of clocks in SA which will tie in nicely with the missing watch*   very important testimony 

 

If it pleases the court I'm going to take a lunch break to watch Come dine with me 

Love it !!

New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder.

 

 

 

 

 

Footprints.

I heard a funny noise whilst in bed last night so I jumped up and did all the usual stuff - checked the front door, checked the windows, shot my girlfriend five times, checked the back door.

Turns out there was no one there!

 

 

I shouldn't laugh but... 

probation officer Yvette van Schalkwyk said she came forward as a witness on Tuesday after reading reports that the athlete had been "taking acting classes" and that his tears in court may not be real.

 

can't wait to get to her testimony after CDWM 

An Oscar groupie gettting her 15 mins of fame .

 

Aislinn Laing @Simmoa  ·  7h

Debate in the press benches on whether Roux was right to call this witness. Does she add strength to his case? Or is she fair game for Nel?

Can I be a witness for the washing machine incident

When it comes to washing machine's  your the accused .

 

I'll be witness for the State and testify to Aimee's cruel and unmachinely behaviour and prejudice towards white goods 

"Sits with Oscar and practices lying "

 

 

I hope I'm not trusting the judgie too much and she lets him walk scot free 

 

*passes Aims a bucket for effect*

       
       


Can I have a pink.one?

 

you'll get the mop bucket if you push it 

       
       


I'm going to watch sky at 9,30pm to see todays evidence, I can't see that he will walk free but then again the way the trial has gone who knows

Exhibit one

       
       


But But Oscar has a special one

I do not remember that machine M`lady

So sperm washing means nothing to you then ?

 

 

 

it wasn't pink and at one time he got a plastic bag 

       
       


Maybe it COME on by itself M`lady, I didn't have my finger on it

Have I got off

 

there is another charge ,your father's lawnmower .

"Puts fingers in ears"

Hopes M`lady doesn't ask father about the hedge cutters"

Misprint on charge sheet ,should read  hedgecutters.

Not quite. Here... sniff this onion 

Thanks Rog it's all my dads fault not mine

 ROFL!

 

[sorry Aimee ] 

 

I'll be ten minutes late ///old the breakfast Pengy 

I'm a witness for the State but I'm on the brekkie run at the moment brb