I just tweeted to Oscar's door asking how was it for him being probed   I'm getting really cheeky with these guys 

I'm only here until 11.30 tomorrow and if Ne's cross examining him I am so pleased 

I think he needs his sinus's cleared, all that probing is making him a heavy breather  

I expect this guy to be finished by the next tea break and Nel to dismissively tell us he has no questions for the witness 

I get a feeling Roux been scraping some barrels 

@penguinoni I'm a shy door but also a door with needs. So some of it was quite pleasant!

I need a witty retort 

I feel whoosh moments 

does the door liked to be slammed now and again 

or...I see you enjoy a good slamming now and again 

I think Yogi must have dozed off...M'lady's buns slipping the more he goes on 

#OscarPistorius Wollie took the pantry door from the "alleged crime scene" (OP's house) to do tests.

Wollie 

ha ha ha ha 

#OscarTrial Wolmarans: Ranger ammunition with the black tip is a collectors piece. I could only obtained the copper-coloured jackets. BB

so not an accurate test?

well that blows the 'save the best until last' theory out the window 

nope and he worked with Dixon  and Sky managed to get the bullets the next day 

when Wooliies phone went off someone on DS posted this

Text from Oscar: "Get on with it!"

someone tweeted this:

Wolmarans throwing the state a bone as he describes the black tip bullet as a "collectors piece" saying "you can't put your hands on it"

and:

Who knew there was such a thing as designer ammunition?

who indeed 

he should have contacted Sky 

so far he agreed with moisturiser man and the rest I've got lost on 

this could go on for days...he's ballistic bu apparently going to talk about the bat 

  can't see him due to the small screen 

the English willow bat - what's the betting the whole of the English nation get the blame next 

it could be layered chipboard knowing this defence 

someone just posted M'lady is now listening to her Ipod 

Hark at Barry asking him to get to the point considering all the delays 

The BBC's Andrew Harding tweets:

"Roux nudges Wolmarans through his evidence like a respectful son with a slightly doddery father. #OscarPistorius"

#Roux leads #Wolmarans to highlight secondary wounds on #Reeva's arm, probably caused by wood splinters #OscarPistorius #sabcnews

Ooh Pengy!

Been to the shops. Has he said anything interesting yet?

I hope you're jacking Yogi 

I went to the shops.

I wish I'd gone with you 

oops joking 

What does that mean?

you didn't happen to buy any hair grips so M'Lady can reposition that bun? 

is he saying the head wound was first  surely that can't be 

I like jacking - we should get that into common usage 

I corrected it  joking I meant