*drools*

you got it bad girl - you're beyond halp 

I may have 

I'm awf to bed in order to be up early tomorrow and we'd better get a full day of witnesses from Del Boy Barry Roux or else 

did you know if you put Dr Llewellyn Curlewis aka The Tie, this thread comes up 9th in the options on google 

there's more than us interested in him 

we'll get rid of make sure they're not as popular as us 

Why did clarice stander say oscar said 'stay with me my love' and not baba or boo? Or am i not being realistic? #OscarTrial

  Barry Roux has arrived and OP is being hugged by his supporters 

I'll try, but you do realise any violence and I'd be orf 

I thought the poor Oscar testimony was way over the top...Clarice talked that fast she just wanted her well rehearsed script out 

That really get on my norks...the guys a killer in anyone's eyes 

Oscar's neighbour - could revert to Afrikaans at some stage 

he's also gabbling at a rate of knots 

 Good morning. 

we'll get our Afrikaans to whale to English translation but won't see her as he doesn't want to be televised 

when the heck is the ballistics guy and animation going to be shown?

Magena is looking very moisturised as usual 

morning  hope you grabbed some brekkie - hopefully it will be a long day in court so we should finish in a couple of hours 

another witness who is giving irrelevant information - we could be here for weeks and weeks yet 

morning Yogi, breakie is up there ^^^^ 

oh dear M'Lady is not happy that a phone went off - Oldwage is not there today thank Goth - don't have to look at his sour face but Aimee is back 

I don't think judgy would be happy with another early finish.

this is just another character testimony  I think OP needs to be sainted 

#oscartrial OP introduced Reeva Steenkamp as his 'fiance' to hi neighbour. 'I sd to Oscar, this one is for keeps'

talk about embellishing 

he's talking to the court caretaker to see if he knows anything about ballistics 

this is why he's here - he's the NEXT door neighbour

Somehow, I don't think there will be an Oldwage fan Club.

we joke but ...... 

Ah, interesting.

he was that bothered he went out to check to see if his best buddy was ok 

there is a parody twitter account but it's not funny  not like the others 

this guy already talked about his daughter and Roux asks 5 minutes later if he has children , it's going to be a long, long day 

Roux should stick to civil suits...I may give him a ring if I fall in Asda 

here we go the confirmation that OP screams like a girl 

and he's the guy who called security and couldn't get through   so you pay shed loads to live in a gated community but the guards don't answer the phone  makes you feel real safe 

I hope I'm not playing Word with friends with OP 

Within the community, there does seem to be a reluctance to become involved and investigate when there is trouble. They all phone security and sit tight at home.