blessed be 

OPs off again *hands him a box of tissues* 

*taps nose*  I have my sources   apparently Afrikaans for help is ..... help 

all this is very rehearsed 

Is it? 

all this is very rehearsed 

This is perhaps the most detailed description we've had of the scene at the foot of #OscarPistorius staircase. #BarryRoux

So was Oscar's testimony - but it all went Pete Tong when Nel cross examined him.

yes apparently so   but at least we know what the word for constipation is should we ever be in SA and need to ask for Immodium for that complaint 

he went off on his own little tangent and made matters loads worse 

so she was worried when OP went upstairs to get Reeva's ID, the gun was upstairs and she thought he might shoot himself  find that hard to believe 

OP has a very bad gag reflex  but then so do I so I'll shut up 

so she was worried when OP went upstairs to get Reeva's ID, the gun was upstairs and she thought he might shoot himself  find that hard to believe 

OP has a very bad gag reflex  but then so do I so I'll shut up 

 Do you know the Afrikaans for diarrhoea? With my medical condition, these words could be useful.

 The more you give to someone like Nel, the more dangerous he becomes.

Didn't Dr Stipp say something similar?

diarree 

diarree 

halp...I have the shiuts 

ROFL.

I spit tea over my screen cos of that sentence 

at least he proved OP had lied in places  but we knew that without Nel...he pleaded not guilty to the gun charges and it was a blatant lie 

It would have been so much better for him if he had admitted the lesser charges. If you lie about the small stuff, people are less likely to believe your version of the big stuff.

nels smiles....*drools* 

nels smiles....*drools* 

It would have been so much better for him if he had admitted the lesser charges. If you lie about the small stuff, people are less likely to believe your version of the big stuff.

absolutely 

I think if he'd pleased guilty to CH straight away even on the belief he thought Reeva was an intruder, he'd have probably got away with a fine 

behave   what will you be like if he sucks his glasses 

I think the problem is he wants to preserve his image and does how he pleases, I don't think he takes instructions very well Yogi.

he did earlier...I shouted halp loudly 

brb phone 

Laughter as Viljoen points out Van Staden as policeman who accompanied her upstairs. "Burned into my mind" Nel: "Unfortunately his face"

Oooh, judgy wants to see Nel too. What's occurring? 

Alex Crawford is saying break will be about 15 minutes????