#OscarTrial Nel: my Dixon thought the pic was of a splinter test. Wolmarans: well that just proves he’s not a ballistics expert. BB

David Dadic @DavidDadic · 22m

I'm going out on a limb (not much of one mind), to say that there is absolutely no way this trial is done by tomorrow.

#oscartrial Wolmarans remembers he wanted a pork chop, but there weren't any, they both had T-bone steak, they probably discussed the case.

  I'm wetting myself here 

its really strange how like OP they remember minor details and can't answer the questions Nel asks 

he has to return to court on 20th June

#OscarPistorius Wolmarans admits that if Reeva was sitting on the floor, bullets through holes C and D would miss.

So she wouldn't have been able to support her own body weight on her haunches and she wasn't on the toilet (on our version).

I think he'll stand trial 

I think its obvious she fell back onto the magazine rack 

where is Yogi and Aimee, call themselves groupies pah 

Nel: Interesting aspect the reconstruction of the scene, did anyone give you a version on the position of the magazine rack? #oscartrial

I'm hoping so and that it will be televised 

GAH! letting real life get in the way of jury duties 

the magazine rack is important but its bloody boring 

I think eNAC have asked for permission to show it 

innit though 

so he didn't do a thorough job so what is the point of his report 

let's hope they can and do a better job than they have of the OP trial

#oscartrial Wolmarans: I didn't know where rack was standing. Nel: you had Mangena's report, why didn't you pay attention to it?

*snorts* 

agent Maiya just arrived in the post 

that photo is chilling...he knew exactly where she was positioned and where to aim 

  is this a CSI tech?

OMG Wolmarans said 'I think I told a lie'  - he means mistake doesn't he 

WW holds up his finger: "I told a lie my lady." Says he stood inside lavatory with the door open, then closed door, and shouted to colleague

the flipping text didn't come out 

Another mention of OP's Malawian houseboy Frank - "the person who was working in the garden" - because he opened the door to them.

Agent Maiya is my new meerkat..I think we have the full set now, they are for the grandchildren 

Frank can here a knock but not a murder 

so Frank isn't under the patio 

he might have been if he had testified 

he left the police in 1992 - sweet baby cheesebus I thought he'd only left a few years ago - so has he been retired since then and doing private practice for which he doesn't need a proficiency test? 

I take it we've got a break because the evidence is graphic?

no we've got an adjournment for Nel to check something 

so anything he's doing is outdated if he's not taken a course since 1992 

Glad they've mentioned Frank #OscarTrial thought he might be #buriedunderthepatio

make that Roux not Nel 

where's Frank Moonie at when you need a coffee 

flipping alarm hasn't gone off