Who does this sort of stuff???

I love it and hate it in equal measure LOL

Fess up! Which pants do you favour?

I reckon you're a long johns sort of chap 

I actually have long johns

Called 'base layer' these days

Worn on bike rides only

 Knew it

Only when I'm cycling !!!

Honest

Otherwise I do prefer the elasticated trunky-type suggested in the map

Roger - yesterday

Ha ha ha its the Mother Ship calling you home Roger

Never really like boxers

 @you two.