Why have the pages suddenly gone all funny?????

They have a special sense of humour. NEXT!

Are your pages muddled up???

*flips through diary and curses secretary* Umm... yes they are. I've gone tall and slim and fat and wide. *writes note to secretary to book appointment with therapist*

Reference: A post with long long long word without breaks is pushing out the sidebar, thus breaking the page format

Any remedies for persistent finger twitches?

Stop tweeting. NEXT!

Persistent discharge.  It's unsightly. 

Ha, no comment.

Well, no wait, one comment.  I ain't no bird!

Release the ammo and clear up the dead, and sell the Ouzi. NEXT!  

Address your gender issues. NEXT!

im tired

*hands mug of cocoa* Goodnight!

I have neither Ouzo nor Uzi.  One of which is desirable at the moment.  What do I do.

Are we blaming the intelligensia?

I don't mind, if we are.

ta very much

I can give you a number of a real professional... but my advice is, however, drink the one you can drink and don't put the other one in your mouth.

I blame social networking sites too Blousey...

*We* don't blame, only explain.    Though, that's not really a problem really.

We meaning me, meaning I really am not sure what I am saying, other than the previously typed words which really make no sense and I am regretting typing this and should probably stop now and hit the cancel button rather than the Submit Comment button which I will probably press anyway and I am thinking that this is not a run on sentence but a run on abomination so I will stop there.

I blame.

Can't help it!

How long is a long word?

I can't remember the original question.

You clearly have guilt issues Chris. You can talk here in confidence.

Extreme posting! The therapy is working!

Ahh, and just when I am about to leave the office!  Will have to resume at a later date.

Have a good weekend peeps!  (I never say that word, Peeps, and hate the candy but like to imagine everyone on the internet as if they are sugary pastel marshmallows in the shape of little bunnies)

Get out of my surgery at once!  

Oh

NEXT !!!!

Sorry Karma. How unprofessional of me. Tell me your problem.

It was something like 'Do You Want Xochi To Sort You Out'

Yeah right

Real dear.. I'm the therapist here... I think you may be transferring.

Blame it on the Boogie.

I feel sorry for Chris now.

Should I seek help? 

Xochi....a sugary pastel marshmallow?

Gulp!

Oh god, I love marshmallows.

Is that wrong?

This thread is wider than the Towers thread.

Not to feel sorry for Chris now.  No Sorry is needed.  Chris has apparently had too much coffee, and too much internet, and should be home now, or shopping, or buying groceries, which is shopping as well, but not at home, nor at the office.  So the long word broken thing is fixed because Chris posted a hand that pushed the thing off of the sidebar and now he feels better and will leave the office for real now even though the pastel marshmallow bunny things might talk about him after he leaves.

erm, yes bye!

Oooo! Would you mind posting that while I deal with my backlog of patients Tayto?

That was it. Oh.

Advise!