Time there was one again I think. We need to share. 
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I'm having a terrible time Pam, the buses have no timetables now cos of the bridges being down or condemned, the phone lines may go down anytime. Think I've caused troubles in the towers on here. And generally life is in chaos. Help
Ride a horse. Learn semaphore. Live in a bungalow. Life is not general, it is a mere servant. NEXT! 
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Ride a horse. Learn semaphore. Live in a bungalow. Live is not general, it is a mere servant. NEXT
Succinct as usual Pam but where is the love? I am still posting where I can but my mind is away with it all.
I need help-- I say what i think and get shot for it
Hi Real 
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I need help-- I say what i think and get shot for it
Buy a bullet-proof vest! 
Real I understand you are worried, I think you posted without finding out if there was anything to be worried about first.
I feel terrible now
I feel terrible now
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where is the love? I am still posting where I can but my mind is away with it all.
Walk the dog. 
i'm dead tired , keep burning my dinner , what is the best oven timer to buy ?
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Walk the dog.
She's asleep PamReal I have been crying about this today I didn't dare mention anything with anybody, I feel so bad about it all.
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Real I understand you are worried, I think you posted without finding out if there was anything to be worried about first. I feel terrible now
I am only trained in advice. Forum friendships are a specialism.
Low it's not your fault This place just doesn't seem to be working for loads of FMs
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i'm dead tired , keep burning my dinner , what is the best oven timer to buy ?
Which? ... that is not a grammar critique... buy Which?
i will eat my burnt * asda * ready meal ........ beef stew an dumplimms g'nite for now
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Low it's not your fault
I was just surprised at how far things seemed to be going and worried. I should have spoken to you first, I thought it's in a public place so no secret, and most of them would have seen it anyway. I did not think anything bad would happen.Reference:
i will eat my burnt * asda * ready meal
Your carbon footprint is something we can discuss another day.
Real I was so glad you turned up and explained it so well,
and then my world sank a bit.
and then my world sank a bit.
i have read and re- read i did not say wich omg you sound like my d-ih- law lol am away g'nite
goodnight Madamski sweet dreams
sweet dreams
BTW still want an oven timer ............ looks like an egg ...... or sumfin !!!!!!!
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i have read and re- read i did not say wich omg you sound like my d-ih- law lol am away g'nite
Don't have grammar nightmares! Oh! And I'm not your DIL! 
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BTW still want an oven timer ............ looks like an egg ...... or sumfin !!!!!!!
Proper Pam advice before you go. Buy an old-fashioned sand egg timer... just watch it a lot.
I have a timer on my cooker it works great, shame about my cooking
dog brb 3 mins
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I have a timer on my cooker it works great, shame about my cooking
And you were wanting advice about your life being in chaos! Oh... and marry a cooker.
Are you OK Pam??
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Are you OK Pam??
Who's running this advice clinic here? 
Lucky I married a good cook
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Lucky I married a good cook
I said cooker!
Where's Blousey??? Thought she would have have been here with all her probs.
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I said cooker!
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He is
Feeling 'Hot, hot hot"? 
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Feeling 'Hot, hot hot"?
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here's Blousey??? Thought she would have have been here with all her probs.
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Where's Blousey??? Thought she would have have been here with all her probs.
Blousey doesn't need any help... especially here!
In Darnell Towers tonight for Noty's birthday we were playing truth or dare, I had to give a truthful answer to which forum member I would most like to meet and why. I had a hard job choosing, there are so many I would like to meet.
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yes with the wine and the fire on, I can feel my cheeks flushing
If I could do a link here... I'd link that Christmas song... you know Lowi... 'The weather outside is frightening... let it snow, let it snow let it snow'... can't remember who it was sung by... back in a mo' to help you post it for me!