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Originally Posted by Trollop:

Why does my galic always end up sounding like Jack Sparrow?  Or was he Oirish?!

 

I'm going for a lie down in my darkened van *hangs 'no salesman' and 'beware of the dogs' sign on the door*

Jack Sparrow is the type of fella who'd fit in here. Sure give it a go Trollop. Nobody has any idea what ANYBODY is talking about   + thats why we all get on so well 

FM
Originally Posted by erinp:
Originally Posted by Pengy:

Oh Jeebus, Mary and Joseph I said a whole decade of the Rosary to ensure that The Paddy was safe and the Lord almighty bless him he is "In nomine Patris et Filii et Spiritus Sancti"

 

*gets on knees and gives tanks to God* 

What!! no novena,shame on you.

well I did tink about a novena but the ole knees can't take all da kneeling and da praying   I feel a tot of my medicine is called for 

 

   <------- likes smiley

FM
Originally Posted by ~hoochie~:

Bejaysus the Potcheen's been boilin' fer  at laest 3 'ours, yer ladies shud git over 'ere really quickly or it 'ill al' be finished! Stop yer faffin' and git yer collective asses intae gear

 

I'm horshin' it in t'me now hoochie mrs.  

Gypsie I love you using me oul sagotia, I say it all the time.  

Tayto.
Originally Posted by machel:

good morning to y'all  still trying to warm up after skinny dipping  swimming in the sea,  can't decide which is worse,  running nekid through camp or returning from the bar drunk,  either way i seem to get into wrong caravan

 Jaysus Machel! was that you strakin' round in da nip 

FM
Originally Posted by noseyrosie:
Originally Posted by machel:

good morning to y'all  still trying to warm up after skinny dipping  swimming in the sea,  can't decide which is worse,  running nekid through camp or returning from the bar drunk,  either way i seem to get into wrong caravan

 Jaysus Machel! was that you strakin' round in da nip 

  someone stole  removed my clothes, bejesus there can't be any thieves around here !

machel
Originally Posted by machel:
Originally Posted by noseyrosie:
Originally Posted by machel:

good morning to y'all  still trying to warm up after skinny dipping  swimming in the sea,  can't decide which is worse,  running nekid through camp or returning from the bar drunk,  either way i seem to get into wrong caravan

 Jaysus Machel! was that you strakin' round in da nip 

  someone stole  removed my clothes, bejesus there can't be any thieves around here !

 

Ah... sure they'll be washin' and pressin' them for ya! Tis fierce friendly round here  

FM
Originally Posted by noseyrosie:

I'm scundered ! Ya aul wagon!, don't you be givin' out to me! 

Bunny sher tis not me fault, dat me poor aul fella is up in Mountjoy, when he never did nawtin wrong...and de feckin' family allowance is barely enough to buy the kids top brand trackies scrape by  

 

I'm no wanton woman, sure amn't I a good Catlick, and never use dat dorty contraception dat de hosptal do be always givin' me leaflets on. WHO D'YE TINK YE ARE, wit yer high falutin' ways? Schteppin' round de place In yer pink and diamante, and schmellin' like a hoor's handbag! . Gerrrrup de yard, ye dorty lookin' eejit! Sher yer nuttin' only an auld rabbit... and mind yerself ye don't end up in de pot! 

...And I've told ye afore about knacker drinking. Clane up dat hape o' cans outside yer gaff ya dorty divil, 

  

 

 

Oi luv dis fred!

Baby Bunny
Originally Posted by ~hoochie~:

....... Oi'm feelin' more at 'um nigh since seamus an' de boys came roun' an' did a wee work on me caravan......

 

 

Arr, fer feck's sake!! Ah've been tellin' everywun dat wud listen dat we're bein' de class act raun 'ere an' den y'spoil it al' wi' bringin' attenshun to dat rusty hape av shoite!!

We 'ill be the laffin stock o' de whole place, so we will!

Baby Bunny

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