Yes, that is a definite plus......

isn't it posh I am - motors are for the likes of ye - I'm a better class altogether 

awww tis jus like home.

they only gone and subtitled the boss. It will be us next, you wait and see if im not right! Lori'll be in here of a night... googling faster than a fiddler

awww mammy The Paddy is feeling baaad - I don't tink de icy crayme was all dat nice 

drop ah whiskey over the top and it would a been grand!

*runs in shouting Paddy's the man..... Paddy to win*

*starts singing to The Paddy*

'Twas in the year of 'thirty-nine
When the sky was full of lead
When Hitler was heading for Poland
And Paddy for Holyhead
Come all you pincher laddies
And you long-distance men
Don't ever work for McAlpine
For Wimpey, or John Laing.
For You'll stand behind a mixer
And your skin is turned to tan
And they'll say 'Good on you Paddy'
With your boat-fare in your hand
The craic was good in Cricklewood
And they wouldn't leave the Crown
With glasses flying and Biddy's crying
Sure Paddy was going to town
Oh mother dear, I'm over here
And I'm never coming back
What keeps me here is the reek o' beer

I think we need to change this a wee bit 

'Twas in the year of two thousand and eleven
When the sky was full of rain
When Jedward was heading for oblivion
And Paddy was prancing like a stallion
Come all you pincher laddies
And you long-distance men
Don't ever work for McAlpine
For Wimpey, or John Laing.
For You'll stand behind a mixer
And your skin is turned to tan
And they'll say 'Good on you Paddy'
With your boat-fare in your hand
The craic was good in Boreham Wood
And they wouldn't leave the Crown
With glasses flying and Biddy's crying
Sure Paddy was going to town
Oh mother dear, I'm over here
And I'm never coming back
What keeps me here is the reek o' beer

Pengy dat brought a tear tea my eye, it did

Brilliant Pengy.

Gyps I've sang versions of that quite a few times when I've been slightly scuttered 

If all else fails we could sing

 Great Pengy

I didn't write it - it's a very old song called McAlpine's fusiliers 

AwWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW.......poor Paddy - there really is no one there he can identify with him.

pengy poem and woman - fantastic

I really didn't see Paddy.s melt down coming ...............that's the problem of no Live Feed - I guess.

Our man paddy is da boss! He'll come back fightin ! 

*turns WOOOOOman up full blast and sways by the campfire*

I'm a fully fledged Jedwardite......... but I'm loving your boy too.

I knew that ducky ive spotted you swimming around our camp look back a page at our map... thats you in the sea i do believe

So I am!

And I'm naked!

*checks avatar* Oh.... I'm always naked.

Yes...... we have no context to put their actions into..... it's like their seeming intense dislike of Pamela....  we don't really know why... apart from the fact she is a bit of a fruit loop

Hope you  dont mind I put the music version up

Ducky....wouldnt worry too much, this load of lady mucks are usually in the sea splashing around nekkid any time after half eleven at night

brill erinp

I do think maybe the film freaked him out he was saying, that film was horrible, i didnt want to even watch it bless him, maybe he needed a cuddle. I think he will be ok after a nights sleep. I hope he will anyway.

I hope he will too.......

PART 4 9:06pm The winning housemates are watching the movie whilst Jedward is throwing  popcorn.  Kerry and Lucien are talking in the garden, whilst Darryn and  Amy are on the sofas talking about Lucien. Darryn says that he suspects  that Lucien nominated him.
10:38pm When the winning  housemates return from the movie, Paddy seems furious with Jedward,  saying that they were being ridiculous when they were messing around  during the film.  He goes to the diary room where he reveals that he’s  finding it hard in the Big Brother house and found watching the film  ridiculous and uncomfortable. He doesn’t normally associate himself with these kind of people and is struggling to mix with ‘country folk’ when  he is so used to his traveller lifestyle.  He also reveals that he is  missing his wife a lot.

 Oi'm studyin' me phrasebuk 'ard but oi tink i'd git along much better if oi 'ad de arabs knees ter de boozer.  

Lookin' forward ter gettin' ter nu Paddy much better whaen oi git 'um!  Oi'm feelin' more at 'um nigh since seamus an' de boys came roun' an' did a wee work on me caravan. Ye'll al' be pure failte ter cum roun' for a draink the-morra ter 'elp me git settled in properly. 

Thank you Pengy and ErinP for that beautiful song. Its so poignant, the lyrics would make you cry.

I was reading on DS that as well as missing his family and traveller lifestyle, Paddy was also upset by the film because travellers are ardent catholics and also very superstitious, and they are perturbed by anything supernatural, like ghost stories etc.

 Hoochie thats looks a lovely spot, I'm rarin' to go for a a session. Waahooo!

 is't it just, Moonbeams. We'll be cryin' into our pints before long 

bejezuz wid ya look at dat ball oh shite Ive a beamer just lookin at it! Im sure all the auld tinkers will be knocking you up later fur the name of yer decorator 

anywayz ive a right throat on me, I might read me tea leaves after and see if da master has dis big brother malarkey in da bag!

yeah, thats sort of what i suspected, but couldnt put it into words. I do think he was genuinely freaked out by the film bless him. I mean they believe in all that sort of curses and stuff.

*passes round the Garlic Ice-Cream*

Tis evil stuff ta be sure!

top oh the mornin to ye trollop.

I still feel a bit ill when i think of how bad that bedroom must have smelled with all that garlic seeping out of their pours

yeah, thats sort of what i suspected, but couldnt put it into words. I do think he was genuinely freaked out by the film  bless him. I mean they believe in all that sort of curses and stuff.

They do indeed. 

 My own mum and some of my older relatives believed in "the evil eye" etc. They'd more superstitions than you could shake a stick at  I suppose travellers are even worse, being so traditional.

Is your mum Irish Gypsie?

Yeah, how did you know that is it my fluent use of the irish vocab

b.t.w. Trollop - you have the only avatar thats scarier than mine lol

Your mum knew the phrase "smellin like a hoors handbag". Irish mammies are the best 

And sure don't ye have a lovely fair Oirish complexion, though ye've got a touch of de sunburn, so ye have.

thats no sunburn thats lancome ill have you know, the good stuff, I pinched it meself !!!!