yer takes what yer can  

Na, when Pa Joe is finished doin' the tarmacadam over beyont he'll throw a bitta concrate on it.   No wha'  I mane.

 Nope  

I can imagine!

  Go you!!!

......now about the exterior decoration of my ambulating abode?  A Barbie inspired theme would do very well methinks 

thats ok, nor can we infact im barely aware of what im saying myself in this thread but its all part 'o' the paddy luv !

  Gypsie.  You're doing a great job. 

im loving it, ive even started talking to myself in an irish accent..

"i tink ill get in da baf" etc

 Fair play to ya Gypsie 

 Gypsy, 'ill yer be de wan runnin' de camp soit den?

Yer are?

In dat case, hoochie an' oi 'ill be wantin' de pitch nearest de boozer den. We are wastin' valuable drinkin' time on de way dare an' back. Sure and begorrah so'tiz de devil's own work tryin' ter git aff wi' way 'um at noight too.

T'anks fur dat, me grand. 

Jaysus would ye listen to dat Bunny wan! This is a daycint soit! De way herself and and dat Hoochie do be carryin' on. Out on da lash every night da two of dem. Wakin' me and me twelve chizzlers up at all hours. Its a shockin' carry on altogether. Move to make way for her? I will in me shoite.

Ah sher feck it, why don't ya move yer scratcher into da shaggin' bar and take over da gaff! 

Rosie I'm bullin at the cheek of dat maingy rabbit - de cheeky ole gowl is always scuttered and bringing her bad ways with her.  Tis no wonder de people tink we travelling folk are mogs!!!!

 de cheeky ole gowl... 

  Ah tis shockin' so, Pengy.

*wonders if bunn will ever work out what that means* 

Lol, I doubt it Pengy

G'nite   take it handy...

good luck to ya 

whit a chancer!!!!!! requestin a move fur hoochie an'oll !

I shall put ye by the bar, but ONLY because it wiz one of da last remaining pitches! S'pose yell be paying for dis on the never never

I love it that I'm on the beach!!!! it's two weeks to my hols but ..................I'm really and truly in the mood now

no more skinny dipping now missy you made da fish blush last night so ye did !

Loved Paddys noms ,he is turning out to be quite the star of this BB.

yep - the man is the saviour of this years load of tripe

P.s - happy with my caravan

Yay, I have a caravan.

If hoochie is in charge of the bar will it be open all night?

I think hoochie is still in the bar this very morning

Loving the caravan yogi, hoochie will be after it, and its pinkness

Ive lit the fire, now whos for a cupatea?

i'll have a drop of tea in my whiskey of whiskey in my tea  

happy to oblige

I have decided, I infact LOVE Paddy!!

I love that he wants to drown Jedward!

I love that even when you can understand what he is saying, you can just tell by his facial expressions! This was really clear when Pamela was chewing his ear off about Royalty...His face said "I couldnt care less, STFU women" but he just sat there regardless and let her go on!!

I love that he doesn't come acriss like he is trying to prove himself to anyone in there (or out here for that matter)

Yes, I heart Paddy!!

Ah Gypsy woman, will dat not be yer own cheeks burnin' wi' shame fer speakin' on de subjict av paymont for our scratcher an' board whaen we are bein' refoined guests an' bringin' a touch o' class ter dis 'ere soit? So'tiz yer own self dat shud be payin' us, so yer shud.

Quality folks loike us will only be passin' tru anyways...

Fur shore, buzzies loike us wud naw longer stay in dis shoithole wi' de loikes av dat eejit Pengy () an' dat thievin' auld 'arlot Rosie () - 'erself wi' der 12 kiddies each av dem wi' de different shades av red 'air an' none av dem 'avin' any schoolin' and runnin' aboyt de place widoyt duds, than 'oochie wud let me go ter de boozer widoyt takin' it upon 'erself ter chaperone me, bless 'er kind 'eart.

Nigh don't fret yisser self further doll an' git on wi' makin' de tay. Dohs crubeens won't be cookin' demselves, don't yer nu. 

Bunns God bless ya - that proper made me laugh 

Now WOMAN if ye have da kettle boiling I'll have a spot of medicine in my tae 

I'm scundered ! Ya aul wagon!, don't you be givin' out to me! 

Bunny sher tis not me fault, dat me poor aul fella is up in Mountjoy, when he never did nawtin wrong...and de feckin' family allowance is barely enough to buy the kids top brand trackies scrape by  

I'm no wanton woman, sure amn't I a good Catlick, and never use dat dorty contraception dat de hosptal do be always givin' me leaflets on. WHO D'YE TINK YE ARE, wit yer high falutin' ways? Schteppin' round de place In yer pink and diamante, and schmellin' like a hoor's handbag! . Gerrrrup de yard, ye dorty lookin' eejit! Sher yer nuttin' only an auld rabbit... and mind yerself ye don't end up in de pot! 

...And I've told ye afore about knacker drinking. Clane up dat hape o' cans outside yer gaff ya dorty divil, 

Dat Bunny made me laugh too, Pengy  

Ya can't bate an aul cuppa schauld. Sher if deres a drop goin' I'll have one meself 

Jaysus Rosie you're good for de ole soul - dat fair made me laff 

Yer great craic yerself Pengy  

Here am I , lying in me death bed, dying i tell thee of the cold, and you fair near made me cough up a lung laughing

my mum says that ohh its going to take me a wee while tae come back with replies fur dees

OMG I disappear for a few days an come back...why has everyone got a speach impediment!  *crosses self and does three hail-marys*

ach trollop, its in yer travelin boans.... jest let yer inner little green man shine out!

tree hail mary's are ye joking - add a Glory Be, noyne our fadder's and a hail holy queen for good measure 

Jaysus, I just popped to da shop for a hape of messages - dat pewwwshow car dat I drive is a savage beast taking corners - I need a tot of medicine to calm down the ole nerves 

witcha doin wit a car? day ya mean a motor??? jayzus whits wrong wit a nag???