Pengy, you have all the Cant. 

Crush the Shades are lampen.  

i'll tek the green'un tis got its own entry

 Now thats a camp to be proud of ta be sure!  

Jist a reminder so them'uns that are three sheets tay da wind can find der way home tae der beds moonbeams i pitty yer neighbours

Whist woman sure they're a bunch of spanners 

Gammmmmieeeee shams.

Jaysus would ye look at that - aren't we de posh ones with BINS!!!   FFS we usually just trow da rubbish again da nearest tree 

who are ye calling gammy and yer no friend of mine 

*raids Trollop's van for his fetching gold hooped earrings* 

Go way fro'roun me or I'll busth ya woman.

*never thougth I would see my name on a Vawn in a halting site*

I wouldnt go throwin yer rubbish in dat bin right at this point in time, sure enough ive my suspicions sumbodys only gone and moved in tae it

Gae owt mae jewlels ya feevin witch!   

Can I just say, I've more fun in this thread in a few days than the last few months - thank you Caravanners 

Now back on topic  That's de craic she said, with one leg up'n the dash and nothing on but the radio 

aaway wit cha! dat is never a jewel !

Dats community fur ya pengy

*goes back to robbing  cleaning the neighbours caravans

Sure I'm only coddin ya   *hides turquoise bangle* 

 Pengy we're one big happy family  no really, we are.

   It's a cold night for schleepin' in the vawn, John Pa threw the thalevision at the wife & the childer are all over the road. 

again?? sure thats twice this day

Out robbin' again Pengy 

Here, ye can take away a few bottles of this aftershave, for the special man in your life. I can't seem to sell it at all  

sure that's a fine looking cock, Rosie doll.

Dont go flogging that, thats potent stuff.... I'll have it for da bar we'll be steamboats the night!!!!

 Jayz theres some ructions goin' on Tayto

Araah Mary Ellen'll find another one 

 and that woman in the background looks like she's been serviced *ahem*

 Thanks for the caravan .... so happy to be in a great crowd

  errrm I don't like to complain ...But....

* I really would prefer a pink caravan - it is so much more me *flutters eyelashes*

* I would of course need a matching pink hutch for Bunny  - it would so match her eyes

* The hutch will have to incorporate a jacuzzi - nothing less would make MY life bearable 

* we'd like to move to the pitch nearer the bins - we like bins 

  Hoochie! Welcome back!

You may have your work cut out here - we're raggle-taggle gypsies and like things messy. 

 rosie!!

 I may have to have therapy try and work on dealing with that!

Lol we''ll try not to give you a breakdown Hoochie. Hope you had nice hols in Rome?

ahhh you'd be a romany gyspie hooch

    she's off getting some hooch for us 

Paddy's well in with that pappi fella hi, you know wh' I mane.       He'll be able to buy out Watherford Chrystal when the pappi is finished with him.  

now I'm away tae my bed and none of ye bog trotters best disturb me right!!! 

Scuse me Boss Paddy's no bog trotter no what I mane, he has the best vawn in the whole a England.  That's iscrimination that is.  

Nite.  

 Nice one!  

 I'm thinking I'm going to be needing a phrasebook to contribute to the thread, so not so far out!

Pink??? PINK???? Wid cha look at dis one, with her blathering the blarney! wid'cha like jam on yer egg as well

I dont know what dis place is coming to! Since auld Knackerette up there pulled up wid er high rise condo

Sure next yous'll be wanting me to magic Diarmuid Gavin 'imself do manicure yer wagons roof top gardens wid a pair of solid gold nail scissors

*you will never know the amount of irish sayings reserch put into posting that post*

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

wrong bed,  wid'cha move me wagon inta da space next the bins? tis hard to find me way home after a nights debauchery   drinkin

wrong bed??? me arse and Katty Barry!!!! I saws ya last night.... Ya filthy midden