youve not heard the snoring

night night

How long do you have to wait to get served here?     Get me some gin!

Me and David celebrating Paddy's win

blooming eck... gimme a min while i swill you out a cup

I'll be needing a bigger one than that.

You're looking particularly fetching tonight btw.

thanks Its a new rouge

Might I suggest...

I got you a blingy one!

ohhh thank you, I think it has helped, and makes me look more like my real self,as shown in my avatar

Gypsie, you're one of deee most fantastic stunners round the site  

Also your posts have really made me laugh  

You're doin' a grand job!

ach to be sure to be sure, my magic is working well, ive hexed you all good and proper.

dat cuppa tae did taste a bit funny. 

Jaysus dat tae is quare altogether 

Dunno whats in it Pengy... but its wild strong!  

Holy Liftin' Jaysus! I'm feeling mouldy this mornin'  

jeeze yer all soooo 2000's.

*returns from selling pegs and heads for the bar 

ohhhh noseyrosey, your looking bootful, absoludely bootiful there!

emmmm.... moonbeas... where do you attach yer nag on that thing ??

and well done machel!!! Ill get you in a rum and coke!

*says nuffing about da tea*

ok ok you got me. tis is our pad.  

Ahh now, tanks daughter  Right enough people do be sayin' I look like me cousin Paddy. 

[ b.t.w. thanks for the brilliant photoshop   I just had to nick it for my avi, Gypsie ]

 Could I have a caravan on the ground floor please.. cos my old legs don't like too many stairs

  dat is cheating... im away to build an extension

now perhaps ye should send dat to der Cameron man in da goviement - he's looking for somewhere to house all de peeple dat has no where to live - fierce good idea der Moonbeas 

da very spit of him nosey, like lookin at daman 'imself!

I am a looker, even if I do say it meself. 

did ye get planning permission furst?     Oh Jaysus tis only 2pm and I'm stochious already - dat brew in da canteen is fierce stuff altogether. 

Yer no skank dats for sure and anyone who says ye are I'll bate der living days lights out of 

 Don't you go frightening the horses there now Rosie.... or hiself will tanning your hide!!

 Oh Jaysus tis only 2pm and I'm stochious already - dat brew in da canteen is fierce stuff altogether. 

Pengy! Will ye stap makin' a holy show of yourself! 

*Drags Pengy into her caravan for some black coffee*

Originally Posted by Pengy:

 Oh Jaysus tis only 2pm and I'm stochious already - dat brew in da canteen is fierce stuff altogether. 

Pengy! Will ye stap makin' a holy show of yourself! 

*Drags Pengy into her caravan for some black coffee*

Im having actual visions of this in my head

Originally Posted by Pengy:

 Oh Jaysus tis only 2pm and I'm stochious already - dat brew in da canteen is fierce stuff altogether. 

Pengy! Will ye stap makin' a holy show of yourself! 

*Drags Pengy into her caravan for some black coffee*

*burps* Jesus, Mary and Holy St Joseph will ye stall the ball  - I'm having a wonderful time acting da maggot   but mebbe I should rest my eyes for a bit 

 lol... errrr I mean...

Young ones today, no shame in dem at all 

I'll tell me ma and she'll get der Shades on to ye 

Don't you be bringin' da guards round here. I'll sort ye out now  fairly lively!

*puts up fists* 

well i did to be sure, printed one off earlier.

fair play to ye 

Ahhh now let's not fight  - let's get ossified together 

Ah you're right there Pengy

Anyways your Ma would never call the guards on me. Sure isn't she my aunty.