i find it refreshing that he had an opinion on "girly" issues,    and darren's comment about diana

I am totally feeling your paddy love ladies! a fine figure of a man! look, sure here he is looking in fine fettle ...

hi  - do we have numbers???

Drives 4x4 pulling super de-luxe caravan onto site.....*Yer got a pitch lady*?

* drives in..... checks out best pitch...... bumps Kaytee and Ros out of the way..... and parks caravan*

moves in to kaytees luxury caravan

numbers numbers nooo... you got a pitch wOOOOOooooman!!!!

Now hitch up yer waggons, get your balls out (crystal ) and lets see if we cant jinx the rest of these so called contestants.

see you by the fire in 5 mins ..big skirts mandatory

*does a twirl in big, multi-coloured durndle skirt*

cheetahs

giraffes

*flounces towards fire, rattling tambourine*

a few elemice 

now all I need is a hoss to pull the damn thing - are ye having any hoss fayres?

what in the name of Jaysus is that??? 

my party piece around the fire

an elemouse

Bazz - only the moose and pigeon are left in the penthouse

I'm deffo in...hang on. I need to find an outfit

brilliant

Well get them out... now.... while we have a chance

Is it mad ye are??  Elemouse?? Sure as God made little green cabbages there's no such ting 

I know that, and you know that.... just don't tell Barney and Tayto.....

aww that's gorgeous kaytee

I wish I could post videos here - for some reason it won't work for me 

Right, a bit o'order is what we need here... dont let yer o'rses poop on da sand...

If you dont like yer neighbours, sort it out properly... a proper structured bare knuckle fight should suffice

dancing by the campfire starts at 10.30pm sharp every night

keep your balls shiny and your pegs whittled well.

awww lovely and sweet

bejesus we gorra t'eam t'oon

lol... Gyps... can I just point something out?

I don't think the bar is big enough......

However.... I do like its proximity to my caravan

ach away with ya and yer disbeleivin... dat der is the doorway, its underground.... the whole of that there campsite area is da bar

I notice how Zazz and your carryvans are miles apart 

Roight I'm heading to the bar for some medicine to help me sleep  - good luck to ye all 

i seriously think we need to be learning this routine... imagine how jealous the other fan clubs will be when they see our little legs going for it like this

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