Or a cat paw back scratch....

Right, I is back

I watched last night and paddy was the only one who got up from the table to see if the tin man wanted any food plus he was a brilliant toto

Im loving da paddy to be sure!!!!

Considering I can hardly understand a word he says, I'm warming to Paddy.

Hes a big teddy bear

I'm might have to hitch up a caravan too... I like Paddy.

Woman!!!!  Where's my sup of tae???? 

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSs people hitch up yer wagons.,.. theres plenty tea FUR ALL! Ohhh, this is going to be the biggest camp in all of the uk i tells'ya!!!

Please can I share a caravan with David Essex?

   *sits next to caravan and waits for dinner*

When is Gypsie going to get the tea on, I'm parched?

I got a nice drop of whiskey if it do ya any gud woman?

theres always tea on the go here.... help yourself and da whiskey is in da barrel at da back o the wagon

parttttty time !!!!

*grabs his headscarf*

G'WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN Trollop

*engages everyone in an oh-so-serious-yet-unintelligible-conversation, consisting of fast-talking gibberish. At the end of which she appears to have sold a horse*

OHHHHHH your goooooood

Thank you Gypsie . You gat a quare bargain there, that pony's special he'll niver let you down. Blessed by the Pope he is  

hmmmmmmmmmm are you absolutely sure

Paddy is the uncle of one of my neighbours   True fact that 

OMGGGG you have to get him to join our merry band of travellers !!!

 lmao

Ahhh goaaaannnoutadatt Gypsie, sure lookit he's a fine-lookin' animal, great build on him.

 *legs it pronto with Gypsies wad of cash*

isn't he gas    now I'll love ye and leave ye cos I'm off to da shops to get some messages 

Thats one mighty fine piece of Ass

"Genuine guy" that's Paddy.... Thats what Sally said ok, granted, shes a loony psycho but well... at least its a compliment

Some people think there's a resemblance between Paddy and Rafael Nadal...

Wonder if Rafael's mother was near a halting site in the 80's?... 

What do you think?

Excuse the gratuitous excuse to post a pic of Rafael  in his undercrackers  

  Paddy and Rafael ummm  have you been at the Poitin Rosie 

 lol, Pengy, no, nor the porter either. Someone on DS thought there was a resemblance around the eyes, I can kind of see it.

Sure anyways, Paddy is a fine cut of a man 

seriously I can see a slight resemblance 

Ahh Jaysus when you're right, you're right - listen a ghrá, he's a fine figure of a man so he is.  Sure wouldn't ya lie down in nettles for him 

 I would Pengy, no bother. 

apologies to other caravanners but our love of The Paddy runs deep 

Us gypsies is stallions! FACT!

I had to laugh when Paddy was criticising the fashion choices of Princess Beatrice & Princess Eugenie.  Really Paddy? Did you not see Big Fat Gypsy Wedding? 

but Cinds The Paddy knows you only get a man when you're dressed like a hooker and gyrating around on tarts trotters.  Beatrice and her hat looked far too sensible to attract a gypsie 

  Woohooo, huuupyaboyah! 

A traveller man wud get up on a cracked plate. 

prove it  or are ye just hung like donkies 

You do have to laugh 

I have watched it for a week now and the only person I really like is Paddy. Even though you can't understand every word he says you just know he is making sense