I wish he'd pound Jedward through the floorboards...

Me too katty, me too

I've just caught up with a few episodes, and I wanted to say how much I loved and laughed at the part after the garlic task when he was being sick and saying 'oooooh Mammy' 

I have a feeling the bloke might win this thing.

Course he can Cinds...hitch up yer wagon! 

Makes a nice change to being told to hitch something else up 

I only realised today that the ordinary Big Brother starts next Friday the 9th  WAAAHOOOOOP

I know i'm going to miss the final and the start of the real one!

Record it! 

Set your video 

Now there's a question, does anyone actually still own a video recorder/player?

t'be sure we can teef one!

  I was out with the dogs tonight and we took them to this great nature reserve called Havannah 3 Hills Reserve and it has loads of heather growing and I thought I bet Paddies wife will be selling this to the BB eviction crowd.

A little side note, I googled the name of the Havana place as I couldn't remember it, even though we go there all the time, and one of the top 5 hits was it being one of Newcastles top gay cruising spots   I have never seen any gay cruising there, although tonight I did see a bloke walking a 'tethered to his wrist' bird of prey, that was novel.

Can't talk the Oirish, but liking the Paddy more n more

Me too, although I liked him already, in the BFGW.

Despite his old fashioned views, I tink he has a heart o'gold. 

Arrrah would ye listen to The Paddy wishing well to dat ole scutter Pamela - she's a good Christian woman - indeed Paddy, indeed 

I'm jumping aboard the caravan

I tink there's one caravan space left by da bins but sure ye won't mind de odd smell - sorry but dat bunny is a maingy old scrote so she is 

Pitch up and welcome to da site 

Think we're going to need to provide some more accommodation in here....This is my van if anyone needs to share

OI YOU! Be careful liking the same hm as me....CLIQUE ALERT!!! (Ps I've got room in my van and there's a bar)....and my  Watefrord is polished!

Decided that Paddy is the HM I am supporting all the way.

He is the most genuine one in there,I hope he wins over that eejit Darryn,the twat twins and "me kids" Katona!

Oh and I'm Irish stock ,truly I  am,ye feckers!West of Scotland migration .My late mother stated that her grandfather was as Irish as the "Pigs of Docherty!" what ever that meant.

Katty, me too, grandparents Oirish as Oirish, (so why can't  I do the accent???)

Ref Peny's great poem:, my (male)bf's mammie: "the shovel is a heavy fountain pen"......So it is  t b sure

Sure he's a dote   Pengy

Tis about time, we added a few more pitches to dis ere soite. Kimota, since you be da first of many about to see da light ive given you a the master of a pitch wid a sea view and da lot!  And ya far enough away from dat monstrosity of hoochies ye'll no have nightmares

OCH FUR DA LOVE OF THE WEE MEN!!! dat der post above was made by meself but dat zazz must huv been sneaking in my caravan and using my hot wired wifi and not loggin out while i was out at church so he musta  

He was in no way sleeping over in ma caravan im a good wumin, me and none of that filth goes on

I'm still cramped up in me tent  despite showing me luv to the Paddy man 

can ya upgrade me please womannnnn  

OHHHHHH Noooo Mrs H, i is so sorry, so i am !!!! I shall upgrade ye at once   I shall giv ya  free teadeef reading as way as an apology see yas in da tent in 10

Hows dis gaf grab ya Iz givin ya da only one wit da decking... dont tell da others

 Sure oi'm 'appy ter clap dat you've made me caravan pink!

Love it!! Look at Ducky

  your a busy ladeee today 

Oh yes and next to the lovely Zazz 

I will keep me beady eye on him   dont want him nicking me deckin 

Well by the love of all tings holy - why is it dat de Hoochie mama gets a pink vawn and dat MrsH get's de posh decking (de cut of her drinking a sup of tae wid da little pinkie stuck out like Maggie Tatcher) 

I iz wawntin a paddling pool wit a little penguin waddling around or I'll be off to da council for da discrimination and de likes 

Jesus wept (Lord a mercy save his soul - and why wouldn't he wid dem nails in his hands and feet) 

ye'll fill da tin baf and be glad of it ya midden

I love that I am a stumble away from the bar. 

I love dat deres an empty trailer beside me. I might be puttin some of my twelve chizzlers in dere.

spot on

and me

Couldn't agree more.....

sure isn't little Milo using da ole tin baf as his bed - t'wouldn't be right to maeke him homeless    

besides da penguin I lifted from da zoo last week is used to bether accomodation so it is, and while we're at it, which one of ye teeving gits is after taeking his fish supply - I know dey smell a bit but so does dat maingy rabbit yet all da young men are sniffing round her like flies offav shoite 

Not much shown of Paddy tonight,this next week will be the fake romance Kerry/Lucifer and then we have Kerrys BD just before the final.

Mahahaa  

Dat Bunny's a roit floozy  ! What do de fellas see in' er ? She tinks she's a roide  but she's brutal oi tink