quote:Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:
Hail Lisa,
Full of Malice,
The BB can see thee.
Hated art thou among women,
and hated is the fruit
of thy womb, Kris.
Holy Lisa,
Mother of Evil,
pray for sinner Kris now,
and at the hour of eviction.
And the hour is so nearly upon us! 
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
Absolutely brilliant!
Ahem, we're waiting!!
quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
Now I lay me down to sleep,
Lisa's knife in my back buried deep.
If I'm evicted before the gang,
I hope soon the rest will hang.
Pretty lame, sorry. I just can't work under pressure!
quote:Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:
Our Big Brother,
who art in Elstree,
hallowed by Thy gameplan,
Thy nomination come,
Thy eviction be done
on telly as it is in the forum.
Give us this day our daily feed,
and dont forgive those bitches
as we forgive those who cheer the evictee
And lead us not into booing
but relieve us of the evil Kris.
Amen
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
Now I lay me down to sleep,
Lisa's knife in my back buried deep.
If I'm evicted before the gang,
I hope soon the rest will hang.
Pretty lame, sorry. I just can't work under pressure!
I know what you mean!
Have you started your eviction script for Kris?
quote:Originally posted by Hotpants Helen:
Our Big Brother,
who art in Elstree,
hallowed by Thy gameplan,
Thy nomination come,
Thy eviction be done
on telly as it is in the forum.
Give us this day our daily feed,
and dont forgive those bitches
as we forgive those who cheer the evictee
And lead us not into booing
but relieve us of the evil Kris.
Amen
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
The Lord Freddie is my shepherd
I shall not want
He maketh the Sheep to lie down in green envy
He annoyeth the Wolves.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Lisa
I will fear no Sreevil.
For thou art with me.
Thy Rod and thy Siavash, they comfort me.
For mine is the last laugh
And Kris is a wanker
Forever and ever
Amen.
)quote:Originally posted by Deegs:
For all the bitching I have done
Lord have mercy
For all the tats on my legs & bum
Lord have mercy
For denying Fred his right to speak
Lord have mercy
And when avoiding eviction is what I seek
Lord have INFINITE mercy!!
(I'm cack, I know......I'll just leave it to experts
quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
These are all fantastic! Keep 'em coming!
quote:Originally posted by Deegs:
For all the bitching I have done
Lord have mercy
For all the tats on my legs & bum
Lord have mercy
For denying Fred his right to speak
Lord have mercy
And when avoiding eviction is what I seek
Lord have INFINITE mercy!!
(I'm cack, I know......I'll just leave it to experts
No cackpoo there Deegs..fandabbydozeeee!!! quote:Originally posted by tupps:
Hell Lisa, mankeeeeeey face.
Our votes are with thee.
Reviled art thou amongst housemates,
and reviled is the fruit of thy bitching
Kris.
Holy crap, Mother of Jesus,
pray she is gone,
now and at the hour of highlights.
Amen.
Whoop Whoop!! quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
To be a Loser
He who would nominate me âgainst all my scheming,
Let him in studio be, facing the gurning.
Thereâs no encouragement, just hints about if he went.
He must have been content to be a loser.
Who so buys him a round will hear some stories
But I'm sound as a pound - the loser sore is.
Whinge on though as he might; he did with bitches fight,
And he made good his plight to be a loser.
Since, BB doesn't mind me stirring the shit,
I know that in the end, I'll piggin win it.
Then housemates moan away! Iâll fear not what you say,
You shouldn't mess with may, I am the Laysa.
quote:Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
Verily, verily I say unto thee.
Thy Lisa is a sly snake, yea, slyer than all snakes that slither upon the ground. Whilst she may appear to thee to utter the words thy long to hear, whilst she may appear to be thy friend, her words are false.
Flee before her and bowest down to her not. For in thy bowing, thou whilst betray thyself and betray those who hold Big Brother dear.
Admire not her minions, for they, too, are sly. They have befallen under the guise of Lisa's earthy presence and see not the evil within.
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:
To be a Loser
He who would nominate me âgainst all my scheming,
Let him in studio be, facing the gurning.
Thereâs no encouragement, just hints about if he went.
He must have been content to be a loser.
Who so buys him a round will hear some stories
But I'm sound as a pound - the loser sore is.
Whinge on though as he might; he did with bitches fight,
And he made good his plight to be a loser.
Since, BB doesn't mind me stirring the shit,
I know that in the end, I'll piggin win it.
Then housemates moan away! Iâll fear not what you say,
You shouldn't mess with may, I am the Laysa.
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
O` Lord
have mercy on the nasties,
take away from them their sins,
and mercifully set them ablaze
with the fire from the gas cooker
Take away from Kris his heart of stone,
then give him a punch in the gob
give him a heart to love and adore our Freddie
and a heart that can`t take the boos
We will follow and enjoy
Amen
Brilliant!! 
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
O` Lord
have mercy on the nasties,
take away from them their sins,
and mercifully set them ablaze
with the fire from the gas cooker
Take away from Kris his heart of stone,
then give him a punch in the gob
give him a heart to love and adore our Freddie
and a heart that can`t take the boos
We will follow and enjoy
Amen
*** phone Scotty's probation officer ***
quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
I`m an arseonist
)quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Originally posted by Scotty:
I`m an arseonist
( tries to ignore the 'thumbs up'
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
*wanders in... slaps Scotty between the shoulder blades... wanders out*
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
And did those feet
In BB house
Walk upon poor wee Freddie's head
And was the pleb
With dick in hand
Heard to say to dog in bed
"If I am up - against the snob
I will not go - I'm not a knob
Cos he's a pain who loves his lentils
Vote me out? - you flippin' mentals."
Bring him his wish
On Friday night
With great big boos
Oh what a sight
His beard all scruffy
And hair all lanker
He'll hear the shouts
"get lost you WANKER!!"
quote:Originally posted by Deegs:
For all the bitching I have done
Lord have mercy
For all the tats on my legs & bum
Lord have mercy
For denying Fred his right to speak
Lord have mercy
And when avoiding eviction is what I seek
Lord have INFINITE mercy!!
(I'm cack, I know......I'll just leave it to experts
Laugh? The tears are running down my legs. Ya buncha lovable loonies! Poet Laureat's in the making.ha ha ha. Excellante braveesimmo tupps! 
