quote:

Originally posted by MrMeatAndPotatoPie:
Our Lisa, who art in big brother
hallowed be thy name.
Lisa's chums,
thy will discuss noms,
on earth as it is in big brother
Give us this day our daily bitch.
And forgive us for nominating Freddie,
as we forgive those who nominate our clique(rarely).
And lead us not into eviction,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. Alvis

quote:

Originally posted by lil_lady:
no prayer will save them now

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:
The Lord Freddie is my shepherd
I shall not want
He maketh the Sheep to lie down in green envy
He annoyeth the Wolves.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Lisa
I will fear no Sreevil.
For thou art with me.
Thy Rod and thy Siavash, they comfort me.
For mine is the last laugh
And Kris is a wanker
Forever and ever
Amen.

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:
The Lord Freddie is my shepherd
I shall not want
He maketh the Sheep to lie down in green envy
He annoyeth the Wolves.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Lisa
I will fear no Sreevil.
For thou art with me.
Thy Rod and thy Siavash, they comfort me.
For mine is the last laugh
And Kris is a wanker
Forever and ever
Amen.

quote:

Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
And did those feet
In BB house
Walk upon poor wee Freddie's head
And was the pleb
With dick in hand
Heard to say to dog in bed
"If I am up - against the snob
I will not go - I'm not a knob
Cos he's a pain who loves his lentils
Vote me out? - you flippin' mentals."
Bring him his wish
On Friday night
With great big boos
Oh what a sight
His beard all scruffy
And hair all lanker
He'll hear the shouts
"get lost you WANKER!!"

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:
The Lord Freddie is my shepherd
I shall not want
He maketh the Sheep to lie down in green envy
He annoyeth the Wolves.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Lisa
I will fear no Sreevil.
For thou art with me.
Thy Rod and thy Siavash, they comfort me.
For mine is the last laugh
And Kris is a wanker
Forever and ever
Amen.

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:
The Lord Freddie is my shepherd
I shall not want
He maketh the Sheep to lie down in green envy
He annoyeth the Wolves.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Lisa
I will fear no Sreevil.
For thou art with me.
Thy Rod and thy Siavash, they comfort me.
For mine is the last laugh
And Kris is a wanker
Forever and ever
Amen.

quote:

Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
And did those feet
In BB house
Walk upon poor wee Freddie's head
And was the pleb
With dick in hand
Heard to say to dog in bed
"If I am up - against the snob
I will not go - I'm not a knob
Cos he's a pain who loves his lentils
Vote me out? - you flippin' mentals."
Bring him his wish
On Friday night
With great big boos
Oh what a sight
His beard all scruffy
And hair all lanker
He'll hear the shouts
"get lost you WANKER!!"

quote:

Originally posted by MrMeatAndPotatoPie:
Our Lisa, who art in big brother
hallowed be thy name.
Lisa's chums,
thy will discuss noms,
on earth as it is in big brother
Give us this day our daily bitch.
And forgive us for nominating Freddie,
as we forgive those who nominate our clique(rarely).
And lead us not into eviction,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. Alvis

quote:

Originally posted by Blizzie:
The Prayer of St. Lisa

Lisa, make me an instrument of your schemes,
Where there is hatred, let me sow some more;
where there is injury, a row about bloody tissues on the worktop;
where there is doubt, a nod and a wink;
where there is despair, smugness;
where there is darkness, lights on and full on chat;
where there is sadness, rolling eyes;
O Divine Mistress, grant that I may not so much seek to be nominated as to nominate;
to be understood as to be underhand;
to be loved as to love bitching.

For it is in bitching that we deceive;
it is in 'La La La' ing that we are heard;
and it is in colluding that we are managing to escape evictions.

quote:

Originally posted by Blizzie:
The Prayer of St. Lisa

Lisa, make me an instrument of your schemes,
Where there is hatred, let me sow some more;
where there is injury, a row about bloody tissues on the worktop;
where there is doubt, a nod and a wink;
where there is despair, smugness;
where there is darkness, lights on and full on chat;
where there is sadness, rolling eyes;
O Divine Mistress, grant that I may not so much seek to be nominated as to nominate;
to be understood as to be underhand;
to be loved as to love bitching.

For it is in bitching that we deceive;
it is in 'La La La' ing that we are heard;
and it is in colluding that we are managing to escape evictions.

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Originally posted by Deegs:
Blizz.....when you are finally ready to give commercial comedy writing a shot, please let me know.

I'll be your financial backer & your Agent/Promoter

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Originally posted by Deegs:
Blizz.....when you are finally ready to give commercial comedy writing a shot, please let me know.

I'll be your financial backer & your Agent/Promoter

quote:

Originally posted by Blizzie:

quote:

Originally posted by Deegs:
Blizz.....when you are finally ready to give commercial comedy writing a shot, please let me know.

I'll be your financial backer & your Agent/Promoter

Very tempting!

I'd need to know percentages!

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Originally posted by Scotty:

Deegs, I`ve been thinking that for years about Bizzie.

She`s got a great talent...she needs to do something about it.

Sounds crazy but I would love to see her on "Have I got news for you" or "8 out of 10 cats"

She`d wipe the floor with them

quote:

Originally posted by Deegs:

quote:

Originally posted by Blizzie:

quote:

Originally posted by Deegs:
Blizz.....when you are finally ready to give commercial comedy writing a shot, please let me know.

I'll be your financial backer & your Agent/Promoter

Very tempting!

I'd need to know percentages!

Don't you be blocking your creative juices fretting about minor details like percentages

(*mwaaahahaHA* )

quote:

Originally posted by Deegs:

quote:

Originally posted by Scotty:

Deegs, I`ve been thinking that for years about Bizzie.

She`s got a great talent...she needs to do something about it.

Sounds crazy but I would love to see her on "Have I got news for you" or "8 out of 10 cats"

She`d wipe the floor with them

Damn straight, Scotty

We can boast about Blizz and several other seriously funny writers on this Forum

Shame about the ones who THINK they're funny (but aren't) though. Bless

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Originally posted by Deegs:
Tupps......between us she'd be lucky to see 10%

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Originally posted by Suzi-Q:
Absolutely brilliant!