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quote:
Originally posted by MrMeatAndPotatoPie:
Our Lisa, who art in big brother
hallowed be thy name.
Lisa's chums,
thy will discuss noms,
on earth as it is in big brother
Give us this day our daily bitch.
And forgive us for nominating Freddie,
as we forgive those who nominate our clique(rarely).
And lead us not into eviction,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. Alvis Angel


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Senora Reyes
quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
The Lord Freddie is my shepherd
I shall not want
He maketh the Sheep to lie down in green envy
He annoyeth the Wolves.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Lisa
I will fear no Sreevil.
For thou art with me.
Thy Rod and thy Siavash, they comfort me.
For mine is the last laugh
And Kris is a wanker
Forever and ever
Amen.
Laugh
jacksonb
quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
The Lord Freddie is my shepherd
I shall not want
He maketh the Sheep to lie down in green envy
He annoyeth the Wolves.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Lisa
I will fear no Sreevil.
For thou art with me.
Thy Rod and thy Siavash, they comfort me.
For mine is the last laugh
And Kris is a wanker
Forever and ever
Amen.


That's my girl! Clapping Laugh Valentine
FM
And did those feet
In BB house
Walk upon poor wee Freddie's head
And was the pleb
With dick in hand
Heard to say to dog in bed
"If I am up - against the snob
I will not go - I'm not a knob
Cos he's a pain who loves his lentils
Vote me out? - you flippin' mentals."
Bring him his wish
On Friday night
With great big boos
Oh what a sight
His beard all scruffy
And hair all lanker
He'll hear the shouts
"get lost you WANKER!!"
FM
quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
And did those feet
In BB house
Walk upon poor wee Freddie's head
And was the pleb
With dick in hand
Heard to say to dog in bed
"If I am up - against the snob
I will not go - I'm not a knob
Cos he's a pain who loves his lentils
Vote me out? - you flippin' mentals."
Bring him his wish
On Friday night
With great big boos
Oh what a sight
His beard all scruffy
And hair all lanker
He'll hear the shouts
"get lost you WANKER!!"



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B
quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
The Lord Freddie is my shepherd
I shall not want
He maketh the Sheep to lie down in green envy
He annoyeth the Wolves.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Lisa
I will fear no Sreevil.
For thou art with me.
Thy Rod and thy Siavash, they comfort me.
For mine is the last laugh
And Kris is a wanker
Forever and ever
Amen.


Laugh Thumbs Up
MrMincePie
quote:
Originally posted by Demantoid:
The Lord Freddie is my shepherd
I shall not want
He maketh the Sheep to lie down in green envy
He annoyeth the Wolves.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Lisa
I will fear no Sreevil.
For thou art with me.
Thy Rod and thy Siavash, they comfort me.
For mine is the last laugh
And Kris is a wanker
Forever and ever
Amen.


Laugh Bravo! Clapping
Scotty
quote:
Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:
And did those feet
In BB house
Walk upon poor wee Freddie's head
And was the pleb
With dick in hand
Heard to say to dog in bed
"If I am up - against the snob
I will not go - I'm not a knob
Cos he's a pain who loves his lentils
Vote me out? - you flippin' mentals."
Bring him his wish
On Friday night
With great big boos
Oh what a sight
His beard all scruffy
And hair all lanker
He'll hear the shouts
"get lost you WANKER!!"


Laugh That is a work of genius!!! Big Grin Clapping Clapping

Valentine
Scotty
The Prayer of St. Lisa

Lisa, make me an instrument of your schemes,
Where there is hatred, let me sow some more;
where there is injury, a row about bloody tissues on the worktop;
where there is doubt, a nod and a wink;
where there is despair, smugness;
where there is darkness, lights on and full on chat;
where there is sadness, rolling eyes;
O Divine Mistress, grant that I may not so much seek to be nominated as to nominate;
to be understood as to be underhand;
to be loved as to love bitching.

For it is in bitching that we deceive;
it is in 'La La La' ing that we are heard;
and it is in colluding that we are managing to escape evictions.
Blizz'ard
quote:
Originally posted by MrMeatAndPotatoPie:
Our Lisa, who art in big brother
hallowed be thy name.
Lisa's chums,
thy will discuss noms,
on earth as it is in big brother
Give us this day our daily bitch.
And forgive us for nominating Freddie,
as we forgive those who nominate our clique(rarely).
And lead us not into eviction,
but deliver us from evil.
For thine is the kingdom, the power and the glory. for ever and ever. Alvis Angel


Haha Big Grin
kimota
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
The Prayer of St. Lisa

Lisa, make me an instrument of your schemes,
Where there is hatred, let me sow some more;
where there is injury, a row about bloody tissues on the worktop;
where there is doubt, a nod and a wink;
where there is despair, smugness;
where there is darkness, lights on and full on chat;
where there is sadness, rolling eyes;
O Divine Mistress, grant that I may not so much seek to be nominated as to nominate;
to be understood as to be underhand;
to be loved as to love bitching.

For it is in bitching that we deceive;
it is in 'La La La' ing that we are heard;
and it is in colluding that we are managing to escape evictions.


Laugh

Excellanto!! Clapping Clapping
Scotty
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
The Prayer of St. Lisa

Lisa, make me an instrument of your schemes,
Where there is hatred, let me sow some more;
where there is injury, a row about bloody tissues on the worktop;
where there is doubt, a nod and a wink;
where there is despair, smugness;
where there is darkness, lights on and full on chat;
where there is sadness, rolling eyes;
O Divine Mistress, grant that I may not so much seek to be nominated as to nominate;
to be understood as to be underhand;
to be loved as to love bitching.

For it is in bitching that we deceive;
it is in 'La La La' ing that we are heard;
and it is in colluding that we are managing to escape evictions.


Clapping Big Grin
Liverpoollass
quote:
Originally posted by Deegs:
Blizz.....when you are finally ready to give commercial comedy writing a shot, please let me know.

I'll be your financial backer & your Agent/Promoter Nod Cool


Deegs, I`ve been thinking that for years about Bizzie.

She`s got a great talent...she needs to do something about it. Nod

Sounds crazy but I would love to see her on "Have I got news for you" or "8 out of 10 cats"

She`d wipe the floor with them Big Grin
Scotty
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by Deegs:
Blizz.....when you are finally ready to give commercial comedy writing a shot, please let me know.

I'll be your financial backer & your Agent/Promoter Nod Cool


Laugh Very tempting!

I'd need to know percentages! Glance Wink


Don't you be blocking your creative juices fretting about minor details like percentages Hug

(*mwaaahahaHA* Devil)
FM
quote:
Originally posted by Scotty:

Deegs, I`ve been thinking that for years about Bizzie.

She`s got a great talent...she needs to do something about it. Nod

Sounds crazy but I would love to see her on "Have I got news for you" or "8 out of 10 cats"

She`d wipe the floor with them Big Grin


Damn straight, Scotty Nod

We can boast about Blizz and several other seriously funny writers on this Forum Thumbs Up

Shame about the ones who THINK they're funny (but aren't) though. Bless Roll Eyes
FM
quote:
Originally posted by Deegs:
quote:
Originally posted by Blizzie:
quote:
Originally posted by Deegs:
Blizz.....when you are finally ready to give commercial comedy writing a shot, please let me know.

I'll be your financial backer & your Agent/Promoter Nod Cool


Laugh Very tempting!

I'd need to know percentages! Glance Wink


Don't you be blocking your creative juices fretting about minor details like percentages Hug

(*mwaaahahaHA* Devil)


I'll draw you up a contract.. for a little remuneration.. Devil
tupps
quote:
Originally posted by Deegs:
quote:
Originally posted by Scotty:

Deegs, I`ve been thinking that for years about Bizzie.

She`s got a great talent...she needs to do something about it. Nod

Sounds crazy but I would love to see her on "Have I got news for you" or "8 out of 10 cats"

She`d wipe the floor with them Big Grin


Damn straight, Scotty Nod

We can boast about Blizz and several other seriously funny writers on this Forum Thumbs Up

Shame about the ones who THINK they're funny (but aren't) though. Bless Roll Eyes


Big Grin

Yes, there are some very funny people on this forum, Bizzie stands out for me, I don`t think I`m alone. Another of my faves is Rekaf..subtle but brilliant.

I`ve saved a lot of his/her stuff. Thumbs Up
Scotty

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