http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/ho...study-on-otters.html
I blame bloody hair dye and nail varnish and matt effect moose from Garnier!!!
Its a bloody female conspiracy in revenge for the menopause.
Be afraid boys 
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"They also discovered an increase in undescended testicles and cysts on sperm-carrying tubes â which have have already been reported in humans."
*shudders*
*goes to check noobies*
"They studied otter populations in England and Wales and were concerned to find a decrease in the weight of their penises."
*goes to find kitchen scales*
I have a spare philatelical magnifying glass you can borrow.
No offence. I can't help myself.
