Right, can we just straighten out here, I have not indulged in any bootay action, be it washing or anything else, with anyone I dont know, thank you.



I knew it'd all go wrong

I got stalked on friends reunited by a boy I met at a caravan park just outside of Blackpool when I was 9.

He started sending me loads of emails about his marriage problems and his low sperm count, they usually came through at around 4 am, then he would send abusive ones because I hadn't replied immediately. 

And you let him slip through your fingers Binds

what a charmer

Oh that's it, I'm updating whatever gubbins I stuck on there yonks ago....I love a loony me

Anyway, regarding finding old friends, if social networking fails call the Sally Army (saying you have 3 months to live might help spur them into action). Re rimming man - computer says no. Re other (and of fractionally larger sane mind) man - why not?! In for a penny....

Last time I said in for a penny I ended up married with two kids

I was already married by this time.  Imagine if I wasn't.  *imagines - craps self and goes to lock doors*

at least you got the ring!

ooo eeerrrrr

Ahh...there aint been a bum thread for ages...



I blame Ditty

    I ain't rimmed with no blokes    

Ditty you loon

When I did the texting thing I got way more outrageous stuff than that...I dunno why it made me so really..



I've gone vanilla   help me ditty

well...my hubby "didn't want a nice vanilla girl"  so I take it from that that I am unable to help with vanilla!  

I dunno what he means by vanilla... . I choose to interpret it as boring!

At the risk of repeating myself... Cornish and Thick? 

*not only gets coat but runs too...*


Z.

run faster...

Guv! xxx (hopes the guv didnt read the rest of the thread )

oh he did!

its being referred to as the rimming thread!

Oh my





I wouldnt mind...all that talk but no bleedin action

That's a whole new thread. 

haha... good job.... I'd question it was only his tongue 

somebody stop me...help..its all going pear...

I am here you know


Z.

Sure is!

oh dear lork, don't bring food stuff in to the equation.

This thread makes me feel unclean

I've forgotten the whole point now

It's like I fell asleep and woke up in C4 forums


Z.

Good job I got a good memory! You were looking for old friends dear

Good innit Z



Evenin sazza



Coirin and Andrew the Unfortunate have taken my mind off the rimmin

That was funny

Mint....spelled S H I T

Hellair

yep!   audio cold shower!

where do they find these people!

Beamers...have seen a few sites with all that malarkey...what a waste of a good fruit salad

I like his style but the poor fella aint got much going for him has he....*feels dead mean*

well it all depends on the sauce you use ika.

Care in the Community?


Z.

I loved Andrew that night he was having a pop at Andrew singy man...   

but then someone... Kaffy I think, pointed out that she thinks he may explode... proper explode.... and since she said it I can see what she means.

he scares me a bit now!