And the dad was... where?

Freud is a nasty old perv with more issues than a BB series.  But what do I know...an eminent auld forumer told me I was wrong, and he must be right, being male, and CLARSY, unlike smart price me

as they say, why would a woman have penis envy?   when they have a minge they can get as many penises as they want

Would have made more sense if he'd have concentrated on womb envy, and why some men might be jealous of a woman's ability to produce new life, and how this might lead to their perverse need to destroy people out of spite

I caused uproar among a group of old chauvinists in my office saying something similar. It started with a discussion about a local flasher who'd been in the news, and me asserting it was only blokes who felt so inadequate about their bits, they needed to wave them about

...true though....although now i have a sudden urge to put on a mac and run past strangers shouting "isn't my minge marvelous"

*waves lady bits*

Nah you're right it doesn't work does it?   You can't wave what's attached...

WHOOOOO! Look at my LABIAAAAA!

If you mean specifically Sam Stobbard, I don't know mentally where she's at with all this but I think she should have maybe waited a bit longer, had some help to process and understand what went on and how she ended up with such an arsehole in the first place. I think the media have offered a bundle of cash, have caught her while she's vulnerable (they're not gonna want to report her smiling and strong a few months on - they want the tears) and are taking advantage. But she's her own person and if she wants to talk, it's totally up to her. We're all different, but how do any of us really know how we'd react if we were in her situation? I hope the police take the FB stuff seriously and offer her and the child some kind of protection (I'd imagine there will be an enquiry into what happened and she may have to give evidence so hopefully she will get witness protection which can be excellent).

If you mean in general Cosmo, then when you go through therapy you do have to revisit your experiences and relive them, not nice but is necessary if you want to be free from the crap that can prevent you from progressing. Also helps you to identify why you were attracted to violent men, where it all started, recognise patterns etc. The same counselling/therapy doesn't work for everyone, it's finding what works best for the individual.

Personally I think  it's too soon for Sam Stobbard to be talking so publicly about it, cos on top of what happened to her she had to witness someone she loved die before her eyes in horrific circumstances, her head must be an absolute mess, but it's her choice. *shrugs*

And this ^^^ is why I bloody LOVE this place sometimes

Betcha knickers if they'd caught Moat alive, they'd be queuing up to get his story from inside prison now - and nobody would complain it was 'too soon' after he killed one person and half-killed two more.

~flashes furbits~

Absofrigginlutely

I only found out what a Wizards sleeve was the other day. Oh my word I used to scratch my head at what was so bad about the sleeve of a wizard and even google imaged wizards to try and work it out cos I was too embarrassed to ask

My worst google image to date has to be blue waffle though

I know what a blue waffle is, but wizard's sleeve? Sounds like part of Dave's costume, in which case I don't want to know more..

Wizard Sleeve
	Used to describe large, hanging or dangling labia.

http://www.urbandictionary.com...term=wizard%20sleeve

 Not a problem I have, thank god. Although I'm sure Gok would persuade me to fan the catwalk audience with them, if I did

Raoul Moat, Journos and hanging labias all in one thread. Could only happen on a forum like this

Oh my word, sometimes you are so "street" I feel like Prince Edward and others you are so...refined!

He's one big hanging labium

Not sure I like the scurfy bits dropping orf..

mine was  lemon party 

How would one end up with a hanging labia though? Is it a from birth thing or is it an abuse thing or an overuse thing? I'm perplexed

Oh God goatsex   (You know I just had to go and google) And what's that about the 3 old fellas??

wearing too heavy gold studs or minge rings.....that's why i have to spend a fortune on sellotape anyway 

nothing to do with goat sex???.  ....goes off to re-google

Oh my giddy aunt I just google imaged the 3 old fellas

Go on the Wiki link.

I cant believe this discussion is taking at place 4am on a big brother forum

Ah the goat sex is the name of a webiste thingy not about having sexual relations with goats.

Nah, apparently it's normal, same as winky willies. Sometimes it just happens. That lemon party pic was similar to one that came up as top pic a while back for 'spongebob squarepants'. Caused a bit of a media storm. People were looking for cartoon pics for their kids and instead got a snap of three old greyers sucking and blowing

I should really be in my bed reading Marian Keyes not googling lemons and partys and stuff

lol ...i think you are mistaking goat sex  with goatse....two VERY different things  

Oh God I just let out one almighty howl of a laugh and set the dog off

DS I think I've got it a bit wrong

Good lord

*** wanders through thread, sweeping floor with sleeves *** 

Don't.. he'd have probably joined in if he was there

passes Blizzie the selloptape

*** ignores sellotape and reattaches bulldog clips ***