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Originally posted by love greek sunsets:
maybe Lisa's little green man has made your accquaintence she blinged him up and he left you a pressie.


WTF am I on about?

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Originally posted by Gypsie:
they are telling you that you need more bling on your bum or tht you should become a go go dancer like the late great patsy K

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Originally posted by charmer:
i can assure you i will not be attempting to disapear up your portent
i shall get the bus to get where i want to go

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Originally posted by Pip*:
I can't take the guilt anymore!
It was me, DS, I snuck into your house, swung open the duvet and left it there

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by Pip*:
I can't take the guilt anymore!
It was me, DS, I snuck into your house, swung open the duvet and left it there

I don't believe you...I tie the knot on my jimjam bottoms very tightly in anticipation of such an event, and the padlock was still in place this morning

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Originally posted by rusticana:
It's the first indication of gengrene - your ar*e is going to rot off - you'll need a bit of wire to tie your legs back on......

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Originally posted by spongebob squarepants:
it's a sign frum our lard....

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:
I've just discovered a little green sequin star stuck to my arse

Haven't got any such a thing in the house, haven't been anywhere where I could have picked it up

It's obviously a message from the angels ...but i don't know what they're trying to tell me ??

Can anyone help? Has anyone else had a similar portent appear in their lives?

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Originally posted by Kaytee:
Makes DS cross my palm with a lot of silver...

I see a street with DS in it

She enters a house

Flops on the sofa, tucking her legs up


Green sequin from foot adheres to her arse.


That'll be £50 please

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by Kaytee:
Makes DS cross my palm with a lot of silver...

I see a street with DS in it

She enters a house

Flops on the sofa, tucking her legs up


Green sequin from foot adheres to her arse.


That'll be £50 please

That would be totally plausible if it wasn't for the fact that I haven't left my house at all since the last time I showered and noticed that my arse was a star free zone

So far i'm inclined to believe Heartache's marked for greatness theory , although that doesn't explain the pixie's choice of a green star

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Originally posted by Heartache:


Because they are creatures of nature.

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by Heartache:


Because they are creatures of nature.

hmm that would make sense, but now you've made me question why they used a sequin rather than, for example, a leaf, or indeed just shoved an acorn up my bum

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by Kaytee:
Makes DS cross my palm with a lot of silver...

I see a street with DS in it

She enters a house

Flops on the sofa, tucking her legs up


Green sequin from foot adheres to her arse.


That'll be £50 please

That would be totally plausible if it wasn't for the fact that I haven't left my house at all since the last time I showered and noticed that my arse was a star free zone

So far i'm inclined to believe Heartache's marked for greatness theory , although that doesn't explain the pixie's choice of a green star

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Originally posted by skive:
Maybe you're pooping green sequins. Have you eaten anything sparkly lately?

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Originally posted by Kaytee:


Ahhh the mist is clearing.....You will go to Ireland and audition for the X Factor...Louis Walsh win sign you anyway...you will become a big star...in Ireland. How's that?

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Originally posted by sezit:
Please explain DS.
What were you doing looking at your arse?
How the heck did you know you had a green sequin stuck there?
Answers on a postcard please.

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Originally posted by DanceSettee:

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Originally posted by sezit:
Please explain DS.
What were you doing looking at your arse?
How the heck did you know you had a green sequin stuck there?
Answers on a postcard please.

I wasn't looking as such, just had me morning scratch and there it was

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Originally posted by sezit:

Stuck down your finger nail. I see!