Thanks everyone.
Can we leave it because, honestly, I feel guilty to say thanks and bring the thread up to the top again.
He Col, I said to my mate who's a nurse about your two fatty lumps below the knees and she asked how old you were. I replied "about our age"
Her diagnosis? "Probably saggy boobs"
She did also say to get the Doc to have a look or the practice nurse if your doc is hard to get a consultation with