quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
How big do you think they get?
I'm gay! I know nothing about front bums.
I'm gay! I know nothing about front bums.
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Ben Was beads, not Rosary beads!
Is that another example of your phonetics? Hmmm?
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
hahahaha!
We received some last week.... The ASOS booklet catalogue thing came through the door... at it obviously contained some kind of freebie.
As last time it had been a packet of SnakaJacks... both kids watched eagerly as I opened it....
..and pulled out a promotional box of Tampax Pearl!
I just said to daughter "oooh its mother nature dear... brought you your monthly gift"
both kids ran shrieking from the room....
You could make one of these and really embarrass them...
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
When tampons has fulfilled their function, do you end up walking like John Wayne? What does it feel like? Is it like walking around with Ben Wa beads?
No... it isn't
(tampons don't click as you walk!)
Oh Mary, mother of ...
Ben Wa beads, not Rosary beads!
I have already told my Ben Wah balls in Tesco's story of shame on here!
But yes... you can hear them... they click!
Sounds like it Ditty
The actual wording on the box I have is "Mother Nature's monthly gift"
The actual wording on the box I have is "Mother Nature's monthly gift"
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
You could make one of these and really embarrass them...
See now, that's a real man!
Do they come in different sizes? Mouse's ear, petite, normal, and flaps; that sort of thing?
quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
But yes... you can hear them... they click!
How rooode!
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Do they come in different sizes? Mouse's ear, petite, normal, and flaps; that sort of thing?
Barrel covers most eventualities.
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Do they come in different sizes? Mouse's ear, petite, normal, and flaps; that sort of thing?
Yes Daniel.......flaps do come in different sizes
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:
But yes... you can hear them... they click!
How rooode!
You thought all those women had clicky heels on, didn't you!
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Do they come in different sizes? Mouse's ear, petite, normal, and flaps; that sort of thing?
Apart from the above joke, a coupla pages away, other material exists which could not possibly be used on a family forum such as this one.
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Do they come in different sizes? Mouse's ear, petite, normal, and flaps; that sort of thing?
The different sizes refer to the strength of your flow (trickle, gush, monsoon, etc), rather than the size of your vadge.
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Do they come in different sizes? Mouse's ear, petite, normal, and flaps; that sort of thing?
Indeed... my preferred brand has a nice droplet grading system... in case you are in any doubt as to what capacity you are buying.
I did think when they brought out the new, extra capacity Super Plus EXTRA... they should have just called them "festival size"
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
Do they come in different sizes? Mouse's ear, petite, normal, and flaps; that sort of thing?
Apart from the above joke, a coupla pages away, other material exists which could not possibly be used on a family forum such as this one.
*** waits for clue ***
Daniel, I do hope you are not pretending to be gay so us laydeez nonchelantely discuss the goings on of our front bottoms
quote:Originally posted by lainy m:
Daniel, I do hope you are not pretending to be gay so us laydeez nonchelantely discuss the goings on of our front bottoms
*thinks of that Kevin Bishop character*
quote:Originally posted by lainy m:
Daniel, I do hope you are not pretending to be gay so us laydeez nonchelantely discuss the goings on of our front bottoms
It's an old technique. There aren't many Forum males who can put their hand on their heart and say that they have never pretended to be gay, in order to have a good look.
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:
Daniel, I do hope you are not pretending to be gay so us laydeez nonchelantely discuss the goings on of our front bottoms
It's an old technique. There aren't many Forum males who can put their hand on their heart and say that they have never pretended to be gay, in order to have a good look.
You reckon we let any geigher have a good gawk, then?
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:
Daniel, I do hope you are not pretending to be gay so us laydeez nonchelantely discuss the goings on of our front bottoms
It's an old technique. There aren't many Forum males who can put their hand on their heart and say that they have never pretended to be gay, in order to have a good look.
You reckon we let any geigher have a good gawk, then?
Yes I do.
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:
Yes I do.
Wow
I've never even let a male doctor look at mine, whichever side he bats for.
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
You reckon we let any geigher have a good gawk, then?
You can tell the gay ones, we don't want to have a look.
quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
"Have a happy period"And don't bloody start me on 'deodorised' tampons grrrrrrrrrr
I hear you sister
I have a really funny complaint letter to the (male of course) boss of Procter and Gambol someone emailed me regarding that very slogan.
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
You reckon we let any geigher have a good gawk, then?
You can tell the gay ones, we don't want to have a look.
Us unreal ones feign indifference.
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:
You reckon we let any geigher have a good gawk, then?
You can tell the gay ones, we don't want to have a look.
Scaredy cowards
Anyone mentioned leakage yet? When you've been having the damn thing for 20 years and think you know your flow but ooooooh no. On comes the leakage and not a frickin toilet within walking distance 
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Anyone mentioned leakage yet? When you've been having the damn thing for 20 years and think you know your flow but ooooooh no. On comes the leakage and not a frickin toilet within walking distance
Oh lordy.
>_< i knew i shudnt of looked
quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Anyone mentioned leakage yet? When you've been having the damn thing for 20 years and think you know your flow but ooooooh no. On comes the leakage and not a frickin toilet within walking distance
Oh nooooooo, not the liver and kidney moment
quote:Originally posted by lightfoot:quote:Originally posted by Charli:
Thanks for another tip Lightfoot
Serious question ladies. I also got an Always wipe and I honestly have no clue what it's for
Help
A friend of mine forgot to take one out, and had to go to hospital, not nice!!!
I don't know how you can forget to take one out
.My mate did lose one once though, the string came out but the tampon didn't. A doctor had to 'retrieve it' for her.
She had to take antibiotics and everything, eek.quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Anyone mentioned leakage yet? When you've been having the damn thing for 20 years and think you know your flow but ooooooh no. On comes the leakage and not a frickin toilet within walking distance
Particularly if you're walking with your thighs clamped together
i once met a guy on the internet for a date, and he had a survival kit with him (he took it everywhere lol) and he kept tampons in it cos they are apparently good for bullet wounds.
i never met up with him again
i never met up with him again
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Anyone mentioned leakage yet? When you've been having the damn thing for 20 years and think you know your flow but ooooooh no. On comes the leakage and not a frickin toilet within walking distance
Oh lordy.
Well quite!
But I have heard that geigers also suffer from leakage - although of a different kind
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by Cagney:
Anyone mentioned leakage yet? When you've been having the damn thing for 20 years and think you know your flow but ooooooh no. On comes the leakage and not a frickin toilet within walking distance
Oh lordy.
Was that TMI?
Happy period....yeah I'm frickin ecstatic...can't you tell
quote:Originally posted by Garage Joe:quote:Originally posted by lainy m:
Daniel, I do hope you are not pretending to be gay so us laydeez nonchelantely discuss the goings on of our front bottoms
It's an old technique. There aren't many Forum males who can put their hand on their heart and say that they have never pretended to be gay, in order to have a good look.
Garage you're being a v naughty boy tonight- slaps bottom HARD
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:
What do the boys get in their goodie bag?
when i was in last year of junior school (so about 10-11) the girls got pantyliners and the boys got condoms (water balloons)
quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Well quite!
But I have heard that geigers also suffer from leakage - although of a different kind
Not all gay men make use of that hole you know!
quote:Originally posted by Daniel J*:quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:
Well quite!
But I have heard that geigers also suffer from leakage - although of a different kind
Not all gay men make use of that hole you know!
Yes, I should have said some geighers
My bad
quote:Originally posted by Veggieburger:quote:Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:
"Have a happy period"
I hear you sister
I have a really funny complaint letter to the (male of course) boss of Procter and Gambol someone emailed me regarding that very slogan.
Me too For those who haven't seen it
I remember when I first went to high school and I started mid way through the day. I went to the school nurse and she gave me what can only be described as a single mattress with string on each end and 2 safety pins. I said "WTF am I supposed to do with that?" and I got detention for a week for swearing