Free from where?

Oooh, exciting!

Top tip - one nostril at a time!

Make a mobile to hang them from, and put it in your window

I got a goodie bag at uni

Blizzie!

Can be used as earplugs....

You don't have to use them. They don't suit everybody, and some just don't like them!

A little tip Charli: first time you try, (and hence probably haven't inserted properly,) don't lay on the floor watching TV and allow you're little brother to jump on you and sit on your bum. I still remember the pain and it was 38 years ago!

Earplugs! I could make use of them

Thanks for the heads up Super

Take the wrapper off and place in a glass of water

If your do decide to use them, beware the roving string...

I saw that done in primary school Lainy to show us eleven-year-old girls what tampons do

What do the boys get in their goodie bag?

Demon!!!

Daniel, I have no idea

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Originally posted by Daniel J*:
What do the boys get in their goodie bag?

Johnnies?

If you do decide to use them, remember to take the used one out before inserting new one!!!

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:

quote:

Originally posted by Daniel J*:
What do the boys get in their goodie bag?

Johnnies?

I was hoping for Q-tips.

Thanks for another tip Lightfoot

Serious question ladies. I also got an Always wipe and I honestly have no clue what it's for

Help

quote:

Originally posted by Charli:
Thanks for another tip Lightfoot

Serious question ladies. I also got an Always wipe and I honestly have no clue what it's for

Help

For wiping your "always"

quote:

Originally posted by Charli:
Thanks for another tip Lightfoot

Serious question ladies. I also got an Always wipe and I honestly have no clue what it's for

Help

A friend of mine forgot to take one out, and had to go to hospital, not nice!!! I'm presuming an always wipe is a moist tissue for wiping your after you use toilet paper!!!

quote:

Originally posted by Charli:

Serious question ladies. I also got an Always wipe and I honestly have no clue what it's for

Help

Hmmmm, a reminder?

Maybe that was meant for the boys' goodie bag!

Thanks you three

Good for nose bleeds I hear

The wipe is for keeping yourself fresh when you're changing your 'Always'

If you do use one, please remember that you do not automatically become proficient in Roller Blading.

quote:

Originally posted by Blizzie:
If you do use one, please remember that you do not automatically become proficient in Roller Blading.

or win an olympic gold swimming medal

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:

quote:

Originally posted by Charli:
Thanks for another tip Lightfoot

Serious question ladies. I also got an Always wipe and I honestly have no clue what it's for

Help

For wiping your "always"

"Have a happy period" And don't bloody start me on 'deodorised' tampons grrrrrrrrrr

quote:

Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:

quote:

Originally posted by Blizzie:
If you do use one, please remember that you do not automatically become proficient in Roller Blading.

or win an olympic gold swimming medal

You've reminded me of that joke.

Kid walks into a shop and asks for a box of Tampax.
Shop assistant says: "Are they for your mum, sonny?"
"No," says the kid.
"Are they for your sister then?"
"No," says the lad. "They're for me. I want to run, swim, ride and play tennis.."

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:
You've reminded me of that joke.

Kid walks into a shop and asks for a box of Tampax.
Shop assistant says: "Are they for your mum, sonny?"
"No," says the kid.
"Are they for your sister then?"
"No," says the lad. "They're for me. I want to run, swim, ride and play tennis.."

quote:

Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:

quote:

Originally posted by Charli:
Thanks for another tip Lightfoot

Serious question ladies. I also got an Always wipe and I honestly have no clue what it's for

Help

For wiping your "always"

"Have a happy period" And don't bloody start me on 'deodorised' tampons grrrrrrrrrr

Oh, nor me...

quote:

Originally posted by Demantoid:

quote:

Originally posted by Supercalifragilistic:

quote:

Originally posted by Blizzie:
If you do use one, please remember that you do not automatically become proficient in Roller Blading.

or win an olympic gold swimming medal

You've reminded me of that joke.

Kid walks into a shop and asks for a box of Tampax.
Shop assistant says: "Are they for your mum, sonny?"
"No," says the kid.
"Are they for your sister then?"
"No," says the lad. "They're for me. I want to run, swim, ride and play tennis.."

That's the one

When tampons has fulfilled their function, do you end up walking like John Wayne? What does it feel like? Is it like walking around with Ben Wa beads?

hahahaha!

We received some last week.... The ASOS booklet catalogue thing came through the door... at it obviously contained some kind of freebie.

As last time it had been a packet of SnakaJacks... both kids watched eagerly as I opened it....

..and pulled out a promotional box of Tampax Pearl!

I just said to daughter "oooh its mother nature dear... brought you your monthly gift"

both kids ran shrieking from the room....

quote:

Originally posted by Daniel J*:
When tampons has fulfilled their function, do you end up walking like John Wayne? What does it feel like? Is it like walking around with Ben Wa beads?

Are you getting them mixed up with sheep?

quote:

Originally posted by Daniel J*:
When tampons has fulfilled their function, do you end up walking like John Wayne? What does it feel like? Is it like walking around with Ben Wa beads?

No... it isn't

(tampons don't click as you walk!)

Bloody hell Ditty that's what the tampax box says!!!

quote:

Originally posted by Charli:
Bloody hell Ditty that's what the tampax box says!!!

'Tampons don't click as you walk'?

quote:

Originally posted by Charli:
Bloody hell Ditty that's what the tampax box says!!!

I quoted it from the advert for them thats on the telly over here Charli

(I'm not spiritually channeling the writing on the actual box you're holding! )

quote:

Originally posted by Dirtyprettygirlthing:

quote:

Originally posted by Daniel J*:
When tampons has fulfilled their function, do you end up walking like John Wayne? What does it feel like? Is it like walking around with Ben Wa beads?

No... it isn't

(tampons don't click as you walk!)

Oh Mary, mother of ...

Ben Wa beads, not Rosary beads!

quote:

Originally posted by Daniel J*:
When tampons has fulfilled their function, do you end up walking like John Wayne? What does it feel like? Is it like walking around with Ben Wa beads?

How big do you think they get?